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theSkwirl
51-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 75
Medford, Oregon
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Tiiiis the Season to be Jolly..... Fa La La La La La La La La ...  
Fuck! I'm so over this holiday bullshit this year. OVER it.. and it's only just now Yule.

Happy Yule, Y'all. May the rebirth of the sun god.. blah blah blah blah blah.. fuck.
...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | 1830 views | posted Dec 20, 2011 at 5:34 PM

Mmmkay... Here We Go...  
Instead of individually typing this out a thousanteen times to splain where I been and what I been doin... I know some of y'all have seen my bullshit on facecrack and probably thought the Skwirl's gon...More...
14 comments | 8 kudos | 1124 views | posted Nov 30, 2011 at 11:40 AM

Ladles and Jellyspoons.  
Ladies and Gentlemen, today I am announcing my plan to run for Congress in 2012. My platform is, I inhaled and I liked it. I have been on welfare, unemployment and disability so I know where you are c...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 625 views | posted Jul 17, 2011 at 11:33 PM

Arright you Fuckers... I'm Back..  
You missed me, din'tcha? Oh come on.. admit it.. someone already told me y'all were bemoaning the Skwirl's extended vacay from Pervia. Yeah, I know some of yas saw me over on that other social netw...More...
21 comments | 6 kudos | 583 views | posted Jun 9, 2011 at 9:47 PM

Whine and Philosphize.  
I have often wondered what it was,
was really wrong with me.
I should be downing spirits
when I spout philosophy.

A thought becomes an ocean
a dream a bird in flight
A memory, remembered
on a...More...
4 comments | 4 kudos | 556 views | posted Apr 27, 2011 at 8:07 PM

It's Been a While ...  
Since I turned the Mistress in me loose..

She was sitting at the computer when I came home from work, reading smut stories again. She knew how much that irritated me so I am pretty sure she was do...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 601 views | posted Apr 4, 2011 at 8:59 PM

Mondays... you never know what a Skwirl might do...  
No, seriously, You have GOT to see this to believe it.

So, I was farting around with colors.. and I think ...More...
44 comments | 0 kudos | 650 views | posted Apr 4, 2011 at 6:07 PM

Idiots, Idioms and Idiosyncrasies.  

Pondering life and the pursuit of happiness. That's what I've been doing for the last few months. Contemplating the things I've done, said, witnessed and trying to make some sense out of who I...More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | 667 views | posted Mar 29, 2011 at 2:33 PM

Dearly Beloved; Farewell to Chuck, our Night of Old.  
Today, we are gathered in our distant parts of the world to say goodbye and godspeed to a much beloved friend. Chuck, Night of Old, has passed on to greener pastures.

A death in the family leave...More...
58 comments | 26 kudos | 1883 views | posted Mar 25, 2011 at 11:47 AM

In Like a Lion  
So, March, it came in a bit more like a Shamu show, didn't it? Wet and splashy. Round these parts, at least, it's going out a whole lot the same way.

You may have noticed and or not cared that ...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | 560 views | posted Mar 24, 2011 at 7:38 PM

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