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theSkwirl
51-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 75
Medford, Oregon
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits

By Pam Ayres



Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,

Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,

Or let them...More...
17 comments | 11 kudos | 394 views | posted Nov 3, 2008 at 7:51 PM

Kudzooo... bane or benefit?  
I have nothing meaningful, entertaining or even emotion stirring to impart to you today..

just drop the kudos and walk away.. nothing to see here..
anyone got any brownies?
18 comments | 16 kudos | 375 views | posted Nov 3, 2008 at 6:45 PM

A Letter From a Grumpy Skwirl  
Dear Downstairs Neighbors,

We, ALL of the upstairs neighbors of this building, do appreciate the primal need to practice procreation. In fact we like to practice ourselves as often as possible. S...More...
22 comments | 13 kudos | 451 views | posted Nov 2, 2008 at 9:05 AM

Ho'in is Hard Work!  
***runs screaming through blog-land tossing handfuls of candy corn and sugar punkins at all the Verts***

Rattle bones, rattle bones
Black cat screeches and goblin moans
Ghosts and Ghoulies, thing...More...
18 comments | 24 kudos | 385 views | posted Oct 30, 2008 at 11:45 AM

All Your Kudos R Belong 2 Me!  
I know it's my responsibility to keep you Verts amused.. sadly I feel like wretched stank poo today.. leftovers from flu shot yesterday so..

for today.. all you are gonna get is..
A KWhore's...More...
28 comments | 27 kudos | 463 views | posted Oct 28, 2008 at 11:11 AM

A Kudo Whore's Work is Never Done!  
Ladles and Jellyspoons, I stand before you today... hair going every which way and looking much like the needles on a blue spruce.. to give my inaugural speech as the new reigning Kudo Whore of Pervia...More...
31 comments | 33 kudos | 476 views | posted Oct 26, 2008 at 4:23 PM

One Dark Night... When the Moon is Full!  
Once upon a time in the fair land of Pervia, there lived a merry band of Pervisites. The Pervisites spent all their time slaying the dreaded Trollians and trying to keep them from taking over Pervia,...More...
36 comments | 22 kudos | 562 views | posted Oct 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM

Maybe there is a Gawd afterall.  
As many of you know, I was once married to Satan's really evil brother..the one that made Satan sit back and go .. dude that's just wrong!!!! Without going into a lot of relationship trauma drama, bu...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | 416 views | posted Oct 20, 2008 at 8:29 PM

Just for fun...  
Go to Urbandictionary. com and type in your answer then write the first definition it gives you.
1) Your Name?


1-A sheila is a worshiping word for a beatiful mysterious woman that one o...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 376 views | posted Oct 18, 2008 at 10:50 AM

Jambalay, Crawfish Pie, Filet Gumbo...  
Hooooo chere! It's fixin to get steamin hot at my house this evenin.. it's Rebel Yell night at the Skwirls! Y'all come on by and have some deeeelishusss I guarONtee Southren yess suh that's Suthrin ...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | 470 views | posted Sep 27, 2008 at 6:41 PM

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