Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address #3  
The Pervian Broadcasting Association (PBA from here in ) will now interrupt your regularly scheduled Perving for this important program. Ladies and Gentlemen.. and all the rest of you fuckers as wel...More...
22 comments | 20 kudos | 440 views | posted Feb 3, 2009 at 5:56 PM

A Paradox, A Most Ingenious Paradox! (The Prez has Speaked)  
12 Kudos to the one who knows from whence that quote originates without google's help.

Greetings fellow Pervians, I have been too long the silent bysitter (be real I wasn't standing there the wh...More...
26 comments | 20 kudos | 521 views | posted Jan 27, 2009 at 4:51 PM

I've Been Thinking  
You gotta hate when a blog starts out that way don't you? It usually means that ..oh, here we go again.. another pissed off fruitloop fixing to tell us all how it's gonna be. Right? Well.. maybe...More...
23 comments | 17 kudos | 465 views | posted Jan 12, 2009 at 5:02 PM

Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address #2  
Happy Nude Rear, to any who have not already been wished so. I hope this year brings you all lots of fun and umm fun. and hmm some fun!

Pervia has seemed to be getting a bit stale lately, Must be...More...
23 comments | 12 kudos | 389 views | posted Jan 3, 2009 at 3:59 PM

Happy Dead Guy on a Stick Day Blog  
Well it's been one hell of a ride this month.. upses and downses.. everything going in super fast and then super slow motion hasn't it?

For everyone who has been worried about the Purple Prophet.
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19 comments | 10 kudos | 364 views | posted Dec 24, 2008 at 9:59 AM

Last Year's Christmas Gift  
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St.
Nicholas soon would b...More...
14 comments | 12 kudos | 333 views | posted Dec 22, 2008 at 11:57 AM

RANT ALERT  
Kiss my ass!

Yeah, you heard me correctly, Kiss MY ASS!

Call me a fuckin ignorant redneck, you no shower taking, dreadlock wearin cuz you can't operate a comb, Croc wearin, couldn't find your as...More...
30 comments | 12 kudos | 602 views | posted Dec 17, 2008 at 4:22 PM

Holiday Scramble  
This one is lots easier than the last one.... come on people.. play along!

1. leon...

2. tsana csaule...

3. drerenei...

4. cjka rtfso...

5, wson kfael...

6. rete optpre... ...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | 325 views | posted Dec 17, 2008 at 11:33 AM

The Pervian National Anthem  
Oh Pervia
My dick is hard come fuck me
Oh Pervia
I want nothing more than just a lay
Oh Pervia
There's no one real on this site
Oh Pervia
Are all the women gay?

Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
W...More...
22 comments | 17 kudos | 381 views | posted Dec 15, 2008 at 10:00 PM