Random Shit You Won't Hear Anywhere Else
I have two dogs.. one has a drinking problem and the other one can't hold his licker.
3 year old children are far too intelligent these days. You can't tell them to wait at the gopher hole and wat...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2009 at 5:37 PM
A Social Experiment Gone pfffffffffffffffffffffft!
After several months of signing in 'invisible', I had noticed a sharp drop off in the rude, crude, socially unacceptable emails I received on a given day. So, I decided to test my theory by signing i...More...
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posted Jul 24, 2009 at 5:20 PM
There's a Birthday Boy Among Us....
A dark mist fills the room, thunder rolls. Two shining red eyes appear in the corner followed by a wicked chuckle..... DKW has a happy birthday today.. so y'all get on wishin him a Happy .. cuz ...More...
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posted Jul 22, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Clean Joke?
Prolly old and stale.. but guess who cares???
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Memories repost in answer to Ewe's blog
Raindrops beating on the tin roof, gather in the rafters to drip down onto the hard packed dirt floor. The scent of cattle mellowed with the sweetness of hay. My favorite hiding place on a rainy day....More...
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posted Jul 9, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address #8 (as if anyone was keeping track?)
My fellow Pervisites, it's been a rough couple of weeks to be a Celebrity; has it not? We've lost quite a few of the entertainers we enjoyed in our youth. I'm not going to make yet another memorial ...More...
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posted Jul 8, 2009 at 4:09 PM
In Honor of Independence Day ... a repost
Ladles and jellyspoons, Please rise and grab your crotches for the singing of the Pervian National Anthem.
Oh Pervia My dick is hard come fuck me Oh Pervia I want nothing more than just a lay O...More...
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posted Jul 1, 2009 at 5:08 PM
Another Prayer Request
I don't know how many of you remember Asnet.. or remember him as fondly as I do.. but..
I got a message from Sunny that Arthur is in Intensive Care in NYC. I don't have details yet, just know tha...More...
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posted Jun 22, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Mini Rant
In another blog was a comment about how finding out a Presidential Candidate consulted an Astrologer would not necessarily be a good thing.
I ask you, why would it not be a good thing?
I'm not a...More...
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posted Jun 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Some Things to Consider
"When someone is obviously stirring the pot, do you want to be the turd that floats to the top?"
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
"Never try to reason...More...
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posted Jun 8, 2009 at 1:36 PM
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