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theSkwirl
51-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 75
Medford, Oregon
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Sweeping Bewety.. or.. A Cinderfella Story.  
Areola had been working for such a long time. No one really appreciated her. Every time she thought that she had the Palace cleaned up, someone tracked in a bunch of mud from the jousting grounds. ...More...
12 comments | 7 kudos | 324 views | posted Sep 1, 2009 at 6:48 PM

Once Upon A Time, In Pervia  
Once upon a time; a long, long time ago, in Pervia the fair, there lived a beautiful maiden. No, I am not sure she was a maiden, might have been a tart for all I know. But I digress...

This maid...More...
24 comments | 7 kudos | 500 views | posted Sep 1, 2009 at 1:40 PM

Please, Allow Me to Introduce...  
An old friend of mine.. no not that kinda old.. just someone I've known for quite some time.. give him a chance, y'all.. say hey and get to know.. [URL=http://www.adultmatchdoctor.com/profile_Beast3...More...
26 comments | 1 kudo | 370 views | posted Aug 29, 2009 at 4:06 PM

Speaking of Drugs...  
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all (blatant plagiarism)

We all, already, know that I am insane, right? AmIRite?...More...
15 comments | 8 kudos | 298 views | posted Aug 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM

Letter From a Grumpy Skwirl (Repost)  
Dear Downstairs Neighbors,

We, ALL of the upstairs neighbors of this building, do appreciate the primal need to practice procreation. In fact we like to practice ourselves as often as possible. So,...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 239 views | posted Aug 12, 2009 at 10:48 PM

Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address Finale  
My Fellow Pervasites,

I quit. Take this job and shove it. Blah blah blah.. whatever. Yup, I abdicate. Impeach me.. something.. I don't care how it happens.. but this job sucketh mightily.

...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | 380 views | posted Aug 7, 2009 at 12:44 PM

What I Did On My Summer Vacation by theSkwirl  
As some of you know, I ditched the really 'real' world for a nice weekend in Otherworld. Packed up our bags, flew off in the magic Subaru (better mileage than my jeep) and headed off for Mt. Pisgah n...More...
18 comments | 4 kudos | 337 views | posted Aug 5, 2009 at 6:49 PM

In Answer to this Weekend's Blogs..  
My, you fellers are certainly prolific; aren't you? Ok since I don't feel like typing in so many places at once.. here are my blog answers.. see if you can figure out which one is yours!

*Congrat...More...
16 comments | 11 kudos | 296 views | posted Aug 3, 2009 at 6:48 PM

Only Ewe.....  
I wrote a song.. just for Ewe!

to the tune of sharp dressed man

Dirty boots, sheep sheers
We all know just what is happenin here.
Ears perked, tail high
Everybody knows the reason why....More...
14 comments | 10 kudos | 330 views | posted Jul 29, 2009 at 6:18 PM

Random Shit You Won't Hear Anywhere Else  
I have two dogs.. one has a drinking problem and the other one can't hold his licker.

3 year old children are far too intelligent these days. You can't tell them to wait at the gopher hole and wat...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | 335 views | posted Jul 27, 2009 at 5:37 PM

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