Do You Wanna Fuck?  
Or just what?

Twas a cold and sunny afternoon in Janusuary. The tweety birds are tweetying, the blue jays are shouting, the dogs are being annoying as hell... what more could you ask for in a d...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 78 views | posted Jan 4, 2013 at 5:32 PM

Like Herpes.... or.. summing.  
Come on.. you know you verts missed me.. like a sore tooth or herpes or.. i dunno prolly like diabetics miss cake.

Yeah, I've been off doing other stuff to other people, just popped in to say howda...More...
43 comments | 6 kudos | 340 views | posted Jan 3, 2013 at 9:37 PM

Don't Ignore ME! I Can't TAKE it.  
A response to a response to a response... or something like that.

Good Friday Evening my luvs... and you other freaks too. There's a Blue Moon out tonight. I've had a great day, today, thank yo...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | 298 views | posted Aug 31, 2012 at 8:05 PM

Use it Up, Wear it Out....  
Make it do or do without. That's the mentality I was raised with. Unless you outgrew something before you wore it out.. you wore it til it wasn't anything but dustrags. Make do was pretty much a wa...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 311 views | posted Aug 21, 2012 at 10:21 PM

Buh bye now...  
I can see it's gonna be that way. A haiku for you!
Fort-y-five-min-utes
that's not so long to wait, right?
Until, you smell the brownies.

Yanno where I'll be.. the places are many and vari...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 231 views | posted Aug 17, 2012 at 5:16 PM

The More Things Change....  
The more AMD remains the same. Oh my, won't someone come fuck me .. purty pleeeeeeease???

Ridiculous faux news articles... same old same... and ya wonder why those of us with writing talent took ...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | 504 views | posted Aug 13, 2012 at 7:22 PM

Pudge... Oh Dear Pudge... I miss you so!!!  
So, I was thinking, and you know what that causes, right? Yup a big ol mess in the cranial cavity.

Pudge had it right... the world would be a much nicer place if everyone ate more donuts. Pudge....More...
10 comments | 7 kudos | 221 views | posted Jul 6, 2012 at 8:05 PM

A Small Disgruntlement...  
So, I was trolling the net for some porn to rub one out to, and while I dig big hard cocks slamming into tight pussies and lots of noise, have you ever noticed how it's marketed?

"X uses her hole...More...
23 comments | 2 kudos | 476 views | posted Jan 17, 2012 at 3:39 PM

The Problem: Skwirl Rules Apply  
Yanno what the problem is? Do ya? Do you really? I'm not so sure that you do.

The problem isn't that there are a bunch of fake profiles and a bunch of jerks who spend all their time trying to...More...
18 comments | 7 kudos | 591 views | posted Jan 7, 2012 at 2:02 PM