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No married or attached men...
I don't "chat", Skype, IM or whatever......so don't be stupid and don't ask. If you typed for a living, that's the LAST thing you would want to do. Yeah, my essays are long, but that's my choice now, isn't it? It's none of your business why I'm on here and I'm sticking to it. Don't like it, then move your ass along...
I'm not interested in hooking up - casually or otherwise.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE READ THIS --- PLEASE be an adult and keep your nasty comments, snide remarks, unwanted opinions, etc.. to yourself. How would YOU like it if someone did that to you - put the shoe on the other foot. This doesn't give you FREE REIGN to do this to the others on this site too. We're all decent people here and we have ZERO tolerance for jerks (male or female) here. You will be reported for harassmenrt, so think HARD before you hit REPLY and SEND.
I'm not in a relationship...and I want to keep it that way...at least for now. And no, I'm NOT a lesbian. I'm really not all that happy with men right now...especially the ones who are jerks who seem to think that they have the right to call me names and put me down because what I've written here. I don't need to have men call me a bitch and that I'm fat and ugly. How would you like it if someone did that to you? AGAIN, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'VE READ HERE - MOVE TO THE NEXT PROFILE, BUT DON'T BE AN ASS TO THE NEXT WOMAN EITHER!!!
I'm a night owl and I spend a lot of time on the weekend going to shows and concerts and spending time with my friends - one of my best friends is a MALE and a high school classmate I've known for more than 36 years. There is nothing sexual there and we just like to hang out together. If you have a problem with that, DON'T WRITE!
PLEASE, don't EVEN ask me to send you "sexy" pics - I have 15 f-ing pics posted on this f-ing site --- if that's not good enough for you, you can go fuck yourself
The person I would like to meet
Please. if you're married or attached, don't bother writing because I will not respond .I don't want to meet ass like the last boyfriend. Someone local is a MUST! I am NOT interested if you are in another city, state, country or planet. NO EXCEPTIONS!!! I DON'T TRAVEL FOR ANYONE...unless you pay.
Also, I'm NOT interested in being a penpal, IMing or anything like that. I'm not here to chat it up with someone I'm never going to meet, so DON'T ASK! I won't respond to winks, so don't waste your time.
Don't ask me to send more pics of myself to you either - especially if you have none posted. If posting the max number of pics on this site isn't enough, then there's something pretty effed-up wrong with you.
PLEASE - If you don't like what you see or read in my profile, just move right along and keep your snide comments to yourself. You're SUPPOSED to be an adult and know not to do things like that. If you're mama didn't teach you manners, shame on her and shame on you.
NOTE - If you don't do what I ask in the paragraph above, you will be FAIR game - like the other men from this site find out pretty quick. I don't welcome any advice you have or your shitty comments either. Like I said, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'VE READ, MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT PROFILE!!! If you think that what I wrote is scaring men off, think again. There are some men who like women who know what they want and won't settle for less.
About my work
I work and it pays my bills. If you really want to know, just ask. No, I'm not a nurse, stripper, bartender, waitress or any of the other jobs that requires a person to work at night. It's not what you think.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Lots of things, but I mainly go to a lot of concerts and shows. I'm always meeting new people and famous people that way.
My idea of a great date
You'll have to ask me to find out.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
We just didn't get along. Isn't that the usual reason why people get a divorce?
What is your fantasy vacation?
Ask and I will tell you.
What is your academic background?
School of very hard knocks.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Denver, Colorado. Absolutely LOVE the whole state!
What do you find attractive in people?
What do others do that irritate you?
When they ask really stupid questions that usually require having SOME common sense before asking.
What do you think is your best quality?
I'm very friendly and can strike up a conversation with most anyone.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Be more patient.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Depends in what is is.
Describe your physique.
Average height and a bit on the meaty side. If you don't like it, you can lump it and we all know that you're not perfect either.
What do you do well sexually?
Something that you'll have to find out...
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Something that you'll have to find out...
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Again, something you would have to find out...
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
No, no and maybe.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
09/14/2012 @ 2009hrs CST. I just got a VERY nasty message from an idiot in New Zealand who thought he was really cute in trying to make me feel bad about what I wrote here. Why, why, WHY do people have the need to do this? WHY do you think I wrote what I did? That's right! It's jerks like the last one who can't keep their nasty comments to themselves. Does making people feel bad make him feel more like a man? Maybe so because he probably has his "shortcomings" and is angry about it. He has been reported to the site administrator for harassment and he has been blocked. I don't go trolling around this site writing to men because of what they wrote - you write what you write in your essays because that's the way you feel. I got tired of the abusive messages I've gotten and I haven't done a thing to anyone here. Leave me alone if you don't like what I've written and leave all the other innocent people on his site alone too. Bullies don't belong here.
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