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surv6969
43-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 25 - 40
Burnettsville, Indiana
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Answering Machines/Voice Mail  
I work in a small office and am in there alone quite often. If I am busy or there is a client with me I don't answer the phone. It seems odd that someone would call a place of business and not leave a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 194 views | posted Apr 3, 2009 at 11:41 AM

Size.......DOES IT MATTER??????  
I know what you are thinking this question is about....

Penis size

Wallet size

Truck size

The size of your heart

NOPE that is not what I want to know ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 265 views | posted Apr 2, 2009 at 12:10 PM

What should I fix for dinner?  
I want to fix a dinner that will knock her socks off, something that will melt her, maybe even get her to push onto the kitchen table and eat me all up.

I am a descent cook. I do chicken and vegeta...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 261 views | posted Mar 20, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Another late one  
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

Father, he confessed, it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.

The p...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 217 views | posted Mar 19, 2009 at 3:18 PM

A day late but just heard it.  
Why do leprechauns laugh when they run??????????

Cuz the grass tickles their nuts.
8 comments | 2 kudos | 230 views | posted Mar 18, 2009 at 4:20 PM

I am at my Father-in-laws viewing and you won't believe this.  
First of all I appreciate all the comments last Thursday thank you all.

My father-in-law died of a massive heart attach while driving his semi last Thursday. The viewing was on Saturday (I persona...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 310 views | posted Mar 17, 2009 at 10:06 AM

A follow up to SunShines (What's your penis name?) What's your pussy's name?  
What is your pussy's name?

Have fun!!!!!!!!!
17 comments | 2 kudos | 463 views | posted Mar 10, 2009 at 2:44 PM

Best vehicle for sex???  
Looking to get a new vehicle.

I have tried:

a Firebird (a little cramped but with the seats laid back doable)
a grandam (a lot more cramped but with a little creativity also doable)
a minivan ...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 431 views | posted Mar 8, 2009 at 5:03 PM

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