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Seeking Women: 25 - 40
Burnettsville, Indiana
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Calculate your BMI  
I tried one of these BMI calculator and according to it I have been overweight or obese since before I got out of high school. They are such a j...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 260 views | posted May 26, 2009 at 4:23 PM

A Great Birthday Present.  

After 20 hours of labor,
5 of which were quite intense.
A dumb ass anastigiologist that was to lazy to do his job.
A half hour of pushing before...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | 277 views | posted May 21, 2009 at 10:14 PM

Another Name  
I was watching Jay Leno last night and Dennis Miller was on there and referred to the scrotum and testicles as a “nut hammock” I thought it was hilarious so I thought to myself “that would be a good b...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 304 views | posted May 13, 2009 at 12:16 PM

K thisi what iget we itryttpelylamron y o nh s hO

This is what that says "OK this is what i get when i type normally." When i type part of the time the next letter appears in front of the last on...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 321 views | posted May 7, 2009 at 4:39 PM

Things that glow in the dark but shouldn't  
After Sunshines A Fluorescent Puppy blog I went looking for other Fluorescent or glow in the dark things.
9 comments | 1 kudo | 428 views | posted Apr 28, 2009 at 10:55 AM

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic e-mail Replies:  
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because...More...
18 comments | 1 kudo | 290 views | posted Apr 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM

What the fuck is with teen girls  
My wife is a teacher at the local high school that my daughter attends. A fellow teacher came to her the other day and told her she over heard one of my daughters friends telling someone that my daugh...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 426 views | posted Apr 21, 2009 at 1:46 PM

They think thet caught the scum.  
After Sunshine's blog

My Craigslist Adventure.....LOL
I had to check out Craigslist this morning for the first time and then I heard on the news they caught the Craigslist "predator." ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 278 views | posted Apr 21, 2009 at 8:27 AM

Our welfare system at work.  
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, hi u know i just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. The social worker ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 229 views | posted Apr 6, 2009 at 2:07 PM

How to start each day with a positive outlook:  
1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | 362 views | posted Apr 3, 2009 at 12:09 PM

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