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Calculate your BMI
I tried one of these
and according to it I have been overweight or obese since before I got out of high school. They are such a j...
| 2 kudos | 203 views | posted May 26, 2009 at 4:23 PM
A Great Birthday Present.
After 20 hours
5 of which were quite intense.
A dumb ass anastigiologist that was to lazy to do his job.
A half hour of pushing before...
| 4 kudos | 209 views | posted May 21, 2009 at 10:14 PM
I was watching Jay Leno last night and Dennis Miller was on there and referred to the scrotum and testicles as a “nut hammock” I thought it was hilarious so I thought to myself “that would be a good b...
| 1 kudo | 234 views | posted May 13, 2009 at 12:16 PM
THIS IS MESSED UP HOW DO I FIX IT
K thisi what iget we itryttpelylamron y o nh s hO
This is what that says "OK this is what i get when i type normally." When i type part of the time the next letter appears in front of the last on...
| 0 kudos | 243 views | posted May 7, 2009 at 4:39 PM
Things that glow in the dark but shouldn't
A Fluorescent Puppy
blog I went looking for other Fluorescent or glow in the dark things.
| 1 kudo | 270 views | posted Apr 28, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Best 'Out of Office' Automatic e-mail Replies:
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because...
| 1 kudo | 217 views | posted Apr 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM
What the fuck is with teen girls
My wife is a teacher at the local high school that my daughter attends. A fellow teacher came to her the other day and told her she over heard one of my daughters friends telling someone that my daugh...
| 1 kudo | 300 views | posted Apr 21, 2009 at 1:46 PM
They think thet caught the scum.
After Sunshine's blog
My Craigslist Adventure.....LOL
I had to check out Craigslist this morning for the first time and then I heard on the news they caught the Craigslist "predator." ...
| 1 kudo | 247 views | posted Apr 21, 2009 at 8:27 AM
Our welfare system at work.
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, hi u know i just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. The social worker ...
| 1 kudo | 202 views | posted Apr 6, 2009 at 2:07 PM
How to start each day with a positive outlook:
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of...
| 2 kudos | 302 views | posted Apr 3, 2009 at 12:09 PM
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