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sugarnspice005
50-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 40 - 50
Saginaw, Michigan
United States
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The Good Samaritan  
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 536 views | posted Jun 5, 2007 at 10:33 PM

"Kids writing about the sea"  
From yet another email....these are too cute.

Kids write about the sea....

1) This is a picture of an octopus.
It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pea...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 531 views | posted May 31, 2007 at 7:20 PM

RFLMAO!!!!!!  
This is too funny!
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 405 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 9:21 AM

Too cute!  
I got this in an email and wanted to share it.....
THE MIDDLE WIFE....


The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two
...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 638 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 9:16 AM

Careful what you wish for! LMAO!!!!!  

This is cute.
I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman I met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we we...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 475 views | posted May 15, 2007 at 10:00 PM

Kids.....Gotta luv em!  
My sis sent me this in an email....enjoy!
So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 511 views | posted May 15, 2007 at 9:54 PM

The new "illness" excuse for the boss  
LOL...This one is cute.
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 592 views | posted May 14, 2007 at 7:50 PM

Got this in an email  
and thought I'd share it.

New Drugs For Women ONLY

DAMITOL: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for a full 8 hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN: Suppository that eliminates melancholy ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 538 views | posted May 1, 2007 at 5:19 PM

Recipe for Viagra  
knew they would finally release the ingredients in:
Viagra!

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat

Who woulda guessed!
9 comments | 3 kudos | 630 views | posted Apr 24, 2007 at 8:05 PM

Mood rings  
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 711 views | posted Apr 21, 2007 at 9:57 PM

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