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2 weeks ago
This is too funny!
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE...
| 0 kudos | 392 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 9:21 AM
I got this in an email and wanted to share it.....
THE MIDDLE WIFE....
The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two
| 1 kudo | 592 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 9:16 AM
Careful what you wish for! LMAO!!!!!
This is cute.
I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman I met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we we...
| 0 kudos | 460 views | posted May 15, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Kids.....Gotta luv em!
My sis sent me this in an email....enjoy!
So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit ...
| 2 kudos | 492 views | posted May 15, 2007 at 9:54 PM
The new "illness" excuse for the boss
LOL...This one is cute.
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case o...
| 0 kudos | 566 views | posted May 14, 2007 at 7:50 PM
Got this in an email
and thought I'd share it.
New Drugs For Women ONLY
DAMITOL: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for a full 8 hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN: Suppository that eliminates melancholy ...
| 1 kudo | 524 views | posted May 1, 2007 at 5:19 PM
Recipe for Viagra
knew they would finally release the ingredients in:
3% Vitamin E
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
Who woulda guessed!
| 3 kudos | 604 views | posted Apr 24, 2007 at 8:05 PM
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in...
| 1 kudo | 691 views | posted Apr 21, 2007 at 9:57 PM
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