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Saginaw, Michigan
United States
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Careful what you wish for! LMAO!!!!!  

This is cute.
I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman I met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we we...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 437 views | posted May 15, 2007 at 10:00 PM

Kids.....Gotta luv em!  
My sis sent me this in an email....enjoy!
So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 479 views | posted May 15, 2007 at 9:54 PM

The new "illness" excuse for the boss  
LOL...This one is cute.
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 535 views | posted May 14, 2007 at 7:50 PM

Got this in an email  
and thought I'd share it.

New Drugs For Women ONLY

DAMITOL: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for a full 8 hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN: Suppository that eliminates melancholy ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 512 views | posted May 1, 2007 at 5:19 PM

Recipe for Viagra  
knew they would finally release the ingredients in:

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat

Who woulda guessed!
9 comments | 3 kudos | 588 views | posted Apr 24, 2007 at 8:05 PM

Mood rings  
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 656 views | posted Apr 21, 2007 at 9:57 PM

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