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Seeking Men: 40 - 50
Saginaw, Michigan
United States
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Old Ladies in Arizona  
Old Ladies from Arizona

This is a detective story

So Pay Close Attention!!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.

They smuggle a bottle...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 558 views | posted Jul 9, 2007 at 8:44 PM


Here ya go ladies! I've used a couple of these myself.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 489 views | posted Jul 9, 2007 at 9:25 AM

The Defective Parrot  
This is cute....enjoy.

> **_Defective Parrot_**
> *A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot
> sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or
> legs. Th...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 516 views | posted Jul 8, 2007 at 11:09 AM

Business Meeting  

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called
a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty
sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the bo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 416 views | posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:47 PM

The Wedding Ring..........LOL  
What can I say and enjoy!

What's worse?

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis.

8 comments | 1 kudo | 577 views | posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:45 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House
on her ha...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 500 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 9:05 AM

Four Worms  
My sis sent me this in an's cute.

"Your Sunday Sermon"

A minister decided a visual demostration would add empahsis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed in fou...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 690 views | posted Jun 16, 2007 at 6:47 PM

The Ass  
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRO...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 724 views | posted Jun 8, 2007 at 8:17 PM

OMG! Must be nice  
to have so much money you can buy your way out of jail time!

I have the news on and they just announced that Paris Hilton is out of jail...and after only serving 2 1/2 days of a 45 day sentence. ...More...
28 comments | 0 kudos | 763 views | posted Jun 7, 2007 at 9:36 AM

ummm....think before you ask  
I got this in an email and wanted to share it cause it's cute.
"They always ask at the Doctor's office why you are there, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong and ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 433 views | posted Jun 5, 2007 at 10:38 PM

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