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The Wedding Ring..........LOL  
What can I say and enjoy!

What's worse?

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis.

8 comments | 1 kudo | 532 views | posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:45 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House
on her ha...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 475 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 9:05 AM

Four Worms  
My sis sent me this in an's cute.

"Your Sunday Sermon"

A minister decided a visual demostration would add empahsis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed in fou...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 616 views | posted Jun 16, 2007 at 6:47 PM

The Ass  
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRO...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 644 views | posted Jun 8, 2007 at 8:17 PM

OMG! Must be nice  
to have so much money you can buy your way out of jail time!

I have the news on and they just announced that Paris Hilton is out of jail...and after only serving 2 1/2 days of a 45 day sentence. ...More...
28 comments | 0 kudos | 697 views | posted Jun 7, 2007 at 9:36 AM

ummm....think before you ask  
I got this in an email and wanted to share it cause it's cute.
"They always ask at the Doctor's office why you are there, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong and ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 403 views | posted Jun 5, 2007 at 10:38 PM

The Good Samaritan  
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 498 views | posted Jun 5, 2007 at 10:33 PM

"Kids writing about the sea"  
From yet another email....these are too cute.

Kids write about the sea....

1) This is a picture of an octopus.
It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pea...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 492 views | posted May 31, 2007 at 7:20 PM

This is too funny!
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 377 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 9:21 AM

Too cute!  
I got this in an email and wanted to share it.....

The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two
9 comments | 1 kudo | 553 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 9:16 AM

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