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sugarnspice005
48-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 40 - 50
Saginaw, Michigan
United States
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A couple of funnies  
My sis sent me these...I hope you get a laugh out of them like I did.

"Wally's wedding night":

Wally's Wedding Night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year ol...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 413 views | posted Aug 1, 2007 at 7:30 PM

What is it with people........  
and this "need" to be a total ass?

I got this in my email the other day......

"who really wants to see a bunch of smelly dogs at a sex site...nothing really good of you, just a bunch of boring d...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 547 views | posted Jul 30, 2007 at 6:41 PM

Ever wonder...................................  
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbre...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 463 views | posted Jul 18, 2007 at 8:51 PM

Only in America...........................................  
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ......do...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 430 views | posted Jul 17, 2007 at 7:57 PM

Old Ladies in Arizona  
Old Ladies from Arizona

This is a detective story

So Pay Close Attention!!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.

They smuggle a bottle...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 463 views | posted Jul 9, 2007 at 8:44 PM

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!  

Here ya go ladies! I've used a couple of these myself.


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 371 views | posted Jul 9, 2007 at 9:25 AM

The Defective Parrot  
This is cute....enjoy.

> **_Defective Parrot_**
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>
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> *A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot
> sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or
> legs. Th...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 419 views | posted Jul 8, 2007 at 11:09 AM

Business Meeting  

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called
a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty
sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the bo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 346 views | posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:47 PM

The Wedding Ring..........LOL  
What can I say but...read and enjoy!

What's worse?


True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis.

...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 471 views | posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:45 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
BIRTHDAY REMEMBRANCE

This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House
on her ha...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 434 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 9:05 AM

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