Ever wonder...................................
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 
Why is "abbre...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2007 at 8:51 PM
Only in America...........................................
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do...More...
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posted Jul 17, 2007 at 7:57 PM
Old Ladies in Arizona
Old Ladies from Arizona
This is a detective story
So Pay Close Attention!!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
They smuggle a bottle...More...
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posted Jul 9, 2007 at 8:44 PM
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
Here ya go ladies! I've used a couple of these myself. 
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a...More...
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posted Jul 9, 2007 at 9:25 AM
The Defective Parrot
This is cute....enjoy. 
> **_Defective Parrot_**
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> *A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot
> sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or
> legs. Th...More...
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posted Jul 8, 2007 at 11:09 AM
Business Meeting
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called
a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty
sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the bo...More...
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posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:47 PM
The Wedding Ring..........LOL
What can I say but...read and enjoy! 
What's worse?
True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis.
...More...
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posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:45 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIRTHDAY REMEMBRANCE
This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House
on her ha...More...
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posted Jun 21, 2007 at 9:05 AM
Four Worms
My sis sent me this in an email.....it's cute.
FOUR WORMS
"Your Sunday Sermon"
A minister decided a visual demostration would add empahsis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed in fou...More...
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posted Jun 16, 2007 at 6:47 PM
The Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRO...More...
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posted Jun 8, 2007 at 8:17 PM
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