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It's Monday...we need a smile. Right?  
My sister sent this to me in an email, and it had me laughing my ass off. I hope you get a chuckle out of it too.
> > I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 478 views | posted Aug 10, 2009 at 9:36 AM

Just a quick Thank You  
Thanks everyone who commented on my blog about my Jeep. I can't take it in for trade on the "Cash for Clunkers" because the crank for the pistons is broke, and the motor is no good it, it's as my Dad...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 421 views | posted Aug 8, 2009 at 5:59 PM

Of all the rotten luck!  
I'm on my way in to work this morning. So far, all was going good. I had left on time, traffic was light...things were going smooth. Then out of the Jeep started vibrating (and not in a p...More...
21 comments | 0 kudos | 529 views | posted Aug 7, 2009 at 8:36 PM

The Best Divorce.  
The best divorce letter ever!

Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
11 comments | 0 kudos | 474 views | posted Aug 6, 2009 at 8:16 PM

A fun little riddle  
What do you own that people use more often than you?
The answer is so easy and obvious. Even I got this one right away.
4 comments | 0 kudos | 455 views | posted Aug 3, 2009 at 11:35 AM



Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it
So I said '...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 537 views | posted Jul 31, 2009 at 5:41 PM

The Summer that "wasn't"?  
I've been hearing a lot of people around me asking, "where's Summer?" One of my sisters has been griping about how "cold" it's been, and that we haven't had Summer yet.

Ok, so it hasn't been a s...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | 575 views | posted Jul 28, 2009 at 6:51 PM

A word from Larry the Cable Guy  
A list of wisdom from my favorite cable guy.

A day without sunshine is like night.
2.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on t...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 474 views | posted Jul 25, 2009 at 6:54 PM

Out with the old, in with the new  
Ok, so for the last year or so, my old computer was slower than my sisters snapping turtle. Yes, my sister has a pet snapping turtle, she's had it for a little over 25 years. And it's a big baby too...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 581 views | posted Jul 21, 2009 at 12:10 PM

Something to think about  
I got this from a friend in an email. It's one of those "pass on to your friends" things. The message of it got me to thinking who else would do the same as the graduate student? Myself, yes, I wou...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 501 views | posted Jul 16, 2009 at 1:15 PM

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