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Seeking Men: 40 - 50
Saginaw, Michigan
United States
Last Activity: Yesterday

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Here's your sign  
1. On the side of a van used for an air conditioning service:

"Stiff Nipples" Air Conditioning Service

2. On the side of some heavy machinery

"CAUTION! This machine has no brain so use your ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 375 views | posted Aug 23, 2009 at 10:16 PM

Are cops tazer happy?  
Don't know about everyone else here, but it seems there are a few stories reported over the years about cops and tazers.

Not too long ago here in Michigan, Bay City to be exact, a 15 year old kid d...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 372 views | posted Aug 19, 2009 at 12:14 PM

Mood rings-Repost  
This one didn't really get many responses, but, it was my very first blog to I wanted to post it again.

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
7 comments | 0 kudos | 333 views | posted Aug 13, 2009 at 10:58 AM

Embarassing medical exams-REPOST  
I know...I'm late. But hey! I didn't get home from work till late last that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

Yeah yeah....another email sent from my sister a...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 324 views | posted Aug 13, 2009 at 10:23 AM

I've got me a 98 Chrysler Town and Country mini van. Well, actually, it was my Dad's, he's letting me buy it off him. He found a GMC Safari that he's been wanting. So, today I get to run to S...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 342 views | posted Aug 12, 2009 at 9:36 AM

It's Monday...we need a smile. Right?  
My sister sent this to me in an email, and it had me laughing my ass off. I hope you get a chuckle out of it too.
> > I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 409 views | posted Aug 10, 2009 at 9:36 AM

Just a quick Thank You  
Thanks everyone who commented on my blog about my Jeep. I can't take it in for trade on the "Cash for Clunkers" because the crank for the pistons is broke, and the motor is no good it, it's as my Dad...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 372 views | posted Aug 8, 2009 at 5:59 PM

Of all the rotten luck!  
I'm on my way in to work this morning. So far, all was going good. I had left on time, traffic was light...things were going smooth. Then out of the Jeep started vibrating (and not in a p...More...
21 comments | 0 kudos | 446 views | posted Aug 7, 2009 at 8:36 PM

The Best Divorce.  
The best divorce letter ever!

Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
11 comments | 0 kudos | 409 views | posted Aug 6, 2009 at 8:16 PM

A fun little riddle  
What do you own that people use more often than you?
The answer is so easy and obvious. Even I got this one right away.
4 comments | 0 kudos | 401 views | posted Aug 3, 2009 at 11:35 AM

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