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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 470 views | posted Sep 25, 2009 at 11:57 AM

An oldie but goodie  
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 478 views | posted Sep 23, 2009 at 5:10 PM

Just Fred  
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 494 views | posted Sep 23, 2009 at 9:23 AM

Granny's letter to the bank  
86-year Old Lady's Letter to Bank
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the N...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 469 views | posted Sep 21, 2009 at 9:53 PM

I know I shouldn't..but  
I'm going to post this anyway.

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked ...More...
7 comments | 6 kudos | 486 views | posted Sep 21, 2009 at 5:17 PM

And the Lions march on  
To losing 19 games in a row. Imagine that. How did they lose 19 games in a row? One might ask. That's easy....they lost ALL 16 games last year....and so far this year, they've played 3 game...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 411 views | posted Sep 20, 2009 at 8:35 PM

Welcome to Pervia  
Hello to all the newbies that have wandered in to what we like to call Pervia. Let me introduce you to some of the regulars here:

Let's see..where do I start? Oh yeah, Ewe_Wish, our lovel...More...
39 comments | 8 kudos | 735 views | posted Sep 19, 2009 at 5:03 PM

At the risk of being stale or lame  
I ran across these and thought they were cute. Hope you enjoy.

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry V...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 503 views | posted Sep 18, 2009 at 9:32 PM

Want some cheese with your whine?  
Nope, not a misspelled word, meant to use whine.

I was going to respond on the person's blog, but, I don't mess with the "wait for approval". I've learned a lot of the time, if you tell so...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 541 views | posted Sep 18, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Are you tired of repeating the phrase, "Ya think?!"
Do you often bite your lip during meetings to surpress your blatant sarcasm from spewing out?
Relax, you don't have to live with it anymore! ...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | 545 views | posted Sep 17, 2009 at 5:05 PM

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