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Fart Football  

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It'...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 402 views | posted Sep 30, 2009 at 5:19 PM

Thumbs up!  

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spi...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 410 views | posted Sep 29, 2009 at 6:43 PM

Rainy fall day  
Yesterday temp got up to 73, not bad for late September. Last night had some loud thunderstorms go through. Dogs woke me up with their barking. I keep trying to convince them that barking at the we...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 443 views | posted Sep 28, 2009 at 12:36 PM

And I missed it.  
NEW YORK -- "Saturday Night Live" has started the season with a bang, or, more precisely, an F-bomb.

Newcomer Jenny Slate let the dreaded word slip during a parody of a talk show by biker wo...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 385 views | posted Sep 27, 2009 at 9:39 PM

Let's lighten the mood some  
Jesus is watching you

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't s...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 356 views | posted Sep 26, 2009 at 10:20 PM

For the new bloggers  
What your blog should contain

Informative Title - The title is important. You want to spark reader interest in your blog.

Subject Matter - You may blog about any subject you like, pe...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 344 views | posted Sep 26, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 389 views | posted Sep 25, 2009 at 11:57 AM

An oldie but goodie  
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 401 views | posted Sep 23, 2009 at 5:10 PM

Just Fred  
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 417 views | posted Sep 23, 2009 at 9:23 AM

Granny's letter to the bank  
86-year Old Lady's Letter to Bank
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the N...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 394 views | posted Sep 21, 2009 at 9:53 PM

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