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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Jones, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I am Soooo out of practise....  
I went digging through my stack of computers today (yes, I said stack...I have about 30 of them) looking for one particular machine.....

I haven't used it in years....

It's base operating system...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 254 views | posted Feb 5, 2008 at 12:13 PM

I wonder.......  
I wonder ........would it be considered an invasion of privacy to look at information on a particular server, if the information there was willingly and freely given by the individuals ...and coupled ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 206 views | posted Feb 4, 2008 at 1:49 PM

Rules to Remember  
Rumor has it that these rules were outlined by Bill Gates while addressing a group of High School students.....I say this, because I am too busy with other things to bother with any research....anyway...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 267 views | posted Feb 4, 2008 at 1:35 PM

The Truth Behind The "Crazy Rib"  
God made Adam....Who was a man.....

While he was making Eve, Adam saw her lying there.......

And when God wasn't looking..........

Adam slipped her a bone......
...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted Feb 2, 2008 at 10:07 AM

His First 69...(joke)  
A good old coumtry boy went into town one day, just to se the sights....

After drinking a few beers in various places, he found himself standing in the lobby of a VERY popular house of ill repute.....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 289 views | posted Feb 1, 2008 at 1:49 PM

TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!  
Well, well...had my echo-cardiogram today...everything looks super.....Guess I will be released to return to work on Valentine's Day....Yeaaaaaa!!!!...Although I do realize all you ladies will miss th...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 304 views | posted Jan 31, 2008 at 6:25 PM

New Boots...(joke...)  
Sent to me by a friend......I'm still LMAO.....

An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 463 views | posted Jan 30, 2008 at 3:46 PM

A Few of My Favorite Things....  
I was having a quiet moment...and a few memories flittered through what's left of my brain, sooooo, thought I'd share...........

Sunrise in the Rockies....winter or summer...it'll take your breath ...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 323 views | posted Jan 29, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Priopism?  
Cuz my curious mind wants to know....If you and your mate had sex for more than 4 hours, would that be priopism ?...would that be cause for an immediate trip to the ER ?...Oh, Great Knowledgeable AMDe...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 299 views | posted Jan 29, 2008 at 3:32 PM

Cyber Sex...(joke)  
Yup...this is a "cut n paste"...but I thought it was cute.....A good example of what can happen when reality seeps in...

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 322 views | posted Jan 29, 2008 at 2:17 PM

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