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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Jones, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: 3 weeks ago

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Spelling Lesson....  
An attractive young lady (need I mention her hair color?) was pushing her cart slowly through a Winn-Dixie.......

Upon arriving in the produce department, she looked around, then approached a clerk...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 296 views | posted Feb 15, 2008 at 2:59 PM

Discounts......(joke)  
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the Univer...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 266 views | posted Feb 15, 2008 at 2:16 PM

Free at Last..!!!  
For those of you who might be interested, My Doctor's appointment went very well yesterday...I have been released to return to work with no restrictions....

I can't begin to tell you just h...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 257 views | posted Feb 15, 2008 at 1:22 PM

Cut 'N' Paste?  
2 messages I got...

Hello Angel,

Compared to many other means of introduction, this appears to provide more information with less risk. In addition, you

never know who i...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 223 views | posted Feb 14, 2008 at 8:01 AM

Death and Sex....  
This was partly inspired by Dayna, and her "Fuck of Death".....She got me thinking along these lines....then the dark side took over...

MORAL ISSUES...We all know that SOME of our morals sli...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted Feb 13, 2008 at 4:43 PM

An Inquiring Mind......can drive you nuts....  
Sometimes I wish I were not the way I am......I tend to question things...things that most people take at face value, and develop real feelings about...and I sit there, asking my questions in my mind,...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 297 views | posted Feb 13, 2008 at 1:03 PM

The Headache.........  
Joe_Bob had a terrible headache.....after taking everything he could find "across the counter" with no relief, he finally went to the doctor...

After a complete examination, the doctor prescribed s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 384 views | posted Feb 8, 2008 at 6:09 PM

Pregnant Turkey?......  
This was sent to me by a friend.....

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tri...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 233 views | posted Feb 8, 2008 at 5:56 PM

Some Things I thought Were Funny......enjoy  

I saw a billboard that read: "Need help? Call Jesus. 1-800-555-3787" So out of curiosity I did. Twenty minutes later a Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 310 views | posted Feb 8, 2008 at 5:51 PM

Pure Pleasure......  
It started to swell......

I quickly stood up and dropped my jeans....

Yep...it was definitely swelling...

I began a slow, methodical massage .......

mmmmmmm....mmmmmmm....yessssss....

I...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 268 views | posted Feb 5, 2008 at 3:40 PM

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