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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Jones, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: 1 month ago

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WTF Happened?.....  
There I was, having a private e-mail argument with someone we all know and love ( )...and "poof"...she was canceled......

And who among us will AVENGE HER demise?....

I would hate t...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 390 views | posted Apr 20, 2008 at 9:50 AM

Being A Man.....  
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 307 views | posted Apr 18, 2008 at 11:41 AM

Now Taking Applications for Franchises.....act quick b4 they are gone  


With all the recent blogging about it, I've came up with a fabulous business plan....

I'm going to open a stri...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 276 views | posted Apr 18, 2008 at 11:27 AM

How To Use an ATM.....  
The following are Gender-biased procedures...Please chose your appropriate gender prior to following any instructions.....

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car wi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 291 views | posted Apr 16, 2008 at 8:41 AM

The Snake Hunt.....reality sucks....  
I am currently conducting a snake hunt....Yes....A real, true to life hunt ...not for just any snake...but for a particular one...

As best as we can determine, the snake is a Eastern Diamondback......More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 301 views | posted Apr 15, 2008 at 5:10 PM

Response to "Because I'm A man"  
Guys, I know...I shouldn't, but I gotta let the cat out of the bag...

Ladies, I know you don't want to hear it...but here is the TRUTH of the matter.......

Because I'm a man, When you see me fid...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 284 views | posted Apr 15, 2008 at 3:26 PM

Another "cut-n-paste"...enjoy  
Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are

always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today'
How quickly the years pass!

Tips f...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 203 views | posted Apr 14, 2008 at 12:55 PM

Riddle me this........  
OK...let's see if any of you can solve this ...correctly....
You are making a 2 mile drive from point a to point c...
passing through point b, which is exactly 1 mile from points a and c....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 236 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 10:12 AM

Oh no He did-ent.....  


One Sunday morning, as the collection plate arrived back at the pulpit, the Reverend noticed a crisp new $100.00 bill lying on top.....Totally awe-stricken at such generosity, he step...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 338 views | posted Mar 26, 2008 at 3:01 PM

Booty....large?  
Just one of those things that ya gotta wonder about.......
Men claim to like well padded, rounded booties on women......Then why is it, a woman's FIRST concern when buying a new garment is....."Does ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 273 views | posted Mar 24, 2008 at 5:21 PM

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