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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Jones, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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Sammy and the Chickens....  
Another one for your weekend...ENJOY.....

You're late again,' the third-grade teacher said to
little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault,' Miss Crabtree. 'You can blame
this on my Daddy. The re...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 237 views | posted May 2, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Grandpa, and the Grocery Store.......  
Insert repost disclaimer here....I'm still too lazy...

An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler
was crying and at times screaming at the top of his...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | 309 views | posted May 2, 2008 at 3:03 PM

Advice for Men....pay attention, Guys...  
As I believe in leading by example, I'm passing this along to you men out there...Hopefully, if you follow this example, your relationship with your SO will greatly increase.

It is important for me...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 228 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 4:42 PM

Pun Time...Ok, ok, Pun "Wannabes"...but I giggled......  
No disclaimer this time....getting to be too much typing......

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of I...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 272 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 4:21 PM

Speaking of Women........  
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 231 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 4:13 PM

OK, OK, OK......One More...  
Again....may have been posted before....

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a partyand invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, t...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 215 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 3:53 PM

Another Joke, Just Cuz I'm in the mood.....  
I think this may have been posted before.....but I'm too lazy to look it up....
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.

He strikes u...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 291 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 3:42 PM

I Just Love the Effect I have on Women....LMAO  
e-mail received today...It proves I am totally superior when attracting members of the opposite sex....

HI HANDSOME

A heart has a million stories and i will be happy if you can be my last...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 234 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Do You Remember.........?  
This is an "Experience" test....see how many you ACTUALLY remember (and not just "heard of").....

(sigh)...I remember them all...

1) 45 rpm spindle adaptors


2) Green Stamps

...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 318 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 3:19 PM

All You Ladies Gonna LOVE This.....  
Eve's side of the story.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises a...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 227 views | posted Apr 28, 2008 at 11:30 AM

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