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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Jones, Alabama
United States
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Thought this was funny.....sooooooo.......  
Sent to me by a friend....enjoy....standard repost disclaimer applies.....

> A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
> after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 288 views | posted May 12, 2008 at 12:46 PM

One more Oldie, but Quickie......  
REPOST DISCLAIMER: Yadda, yadda, yadda....Blah, blah, blah.......

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods, on her way to Grannie's when she was accousted by the "BIG BAD WOLF"...

"R...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted May 9, 2008 at 5:41 PM

WTF?....Might as Well......  
It's been an extremely busy day, during which i have been lamenting to anyone who would listen, about the atrocious bureaucracy of various levels of Government agencies.

Can't they see I want this ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 266 views | posted May 9, 2008 at 5:31 PM

Sent by a Friend...Oldie, but Goodie....the joke is too......  
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married. Before the wedding, they went out...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted May 9, 2008 at 9:11 AM

It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!!......  


The Military has always had porn.....Hell, if you are gonna take that away, you might as well do away with Basic Training and send them to a Seminary.

"Here's a couple of Grenades....go out and...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 329 views | posted May 7, 2008 at 11:35 AM

Interesting.............??  
OK...I did a toungue-in-cheek blog about the number of women on this site.....And then it dawned on me that it may be fun to do a numbers comparison regarding different preferences....like men seeking...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 332 views | posted May 6, 2008 at 5:44 PM

And The Truth Shall.............??  
Once upon a time, in my younger Hell raising days, I entered a night club (in Mobile, Ala., of all places) and after ordering my Scotch at the bar, I said to the bartender:

" I'm looking for the b...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 298 views | posted May 6, 2008 at 4:06 PM

Do ya really wanna know?....Do ya REALLY?.....  
Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site?

Can you handle the math ?

There are EXACTLY 1008 female members of this site.....Don't believe me?...Do a search and...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | 417 views | posted May 5, 2008 at 2:45 PM

Another Question.....??...  
Just curious regarding your OPINION..........I know there is no "Set-in-Stone" answer:

Wouldn't masturbating (for a man) be considered a form of "Fisting"?

Just trying to update ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 294 views | posted May 4, 2008 at 10:59 AM

Sex.....and Gay Men  
Ever have one of those thoughts that pop into your head ...and you can't get rid of it til you tell sombody?

Well, here is mine for the day.....

Gay Men must have an absolutely BORING sex life.....More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 314 views | posted May 3, 2008 at 1:41 PM

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