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68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Jones, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: 1 month ago

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Sex Education...(it's a joke...don't be offended)  
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.'

The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Yo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted Jan 16, 2008 at 5:41 PM

65 and Pregnant  

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out of the room and ra...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 317 views | posted Jan 16, 2008 at 4:41 PM

A Rainy Day  
Today is cold and rainy....and I have the house all to myself....A small fire crackling in the fireplace...fresh coffee steaming in my cup....life is good...

Weather being what it is, I have the pe...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 296 views | posted Jan 16, 2008 at 12:51 PM

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I'm gonna post this....for a few special people....check it out and tell me what ya think

hope it works

http://www.blueyze.us/armsoftheangel.html
0 comments | 0 kudos | 202 views | posted Jan 14, 2008 at 3:57 PM

911 call (joke)  
Operator: "911, how may I help you?"

Caller: "Deys a Ho over here at da Moonlite motel, and she a bleedin' ta def"

Operator: "Sir, what happened?"

Caller: "She got da ghonnerhea"

Operat...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 338 views | posted Jan 9, 2008 at 6:25 PM

an oldie, but a goodie...(joke)  
An old grubby trucker walked into a brothel in Sparks, Nv...

He laid two $100.00 bills down on the bar and said: "I want the ugliest, fattest, meanest whore ya got, and a bologna sandwich."

The ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Jan 9, 2008 at 5:46 PM

Life goes on....  
My house feels sooo empty today.......

Usually, I'm a person who enjoys being alone....I can read, work on my computers, putz in the yard, or get into a little naughty chat with someone on the net....More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 288 views | posted Jan 9, 2008 at 8:52 AM

TWIX 'N TWEEN  
aaaaaah....here it is...at last...My favorite time of the year....The pressures of Christmas are gone...Visiting relatives are just a fast fading memory....No one is expecting you to get up, get dress...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 238 views | posted Dec 26, 2007 at 11:32 AM

I'm Back Again....and What a Month it has been.......  
I'm Back.....Not that that in it's self is any great thing, ...It just feels good to be able to SAY it...

Two major life-changing things have happened to me .....

The first being that on Novembe...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 297 views | posted Dec 21, 2007 at 12:37 PM

The Quiet Before the Storm  
As I sit here, today, enjoying my "self" time....I find my mind beginning to gear itself up for the oncomming weeks....

The old blue bitch is sitting in the driveway, enjoying her well deserved res...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 247 views | posted Nov 23, 2007 at 1:46 PM

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