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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Jones, Alabama
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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Cyber Sex...(joke)  
Yup...this is a "cut n paste"...but I thought it was cute.....A good example of what can happen when reality seeps in...

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 337 views | posted Jan 29, 2008 at 2:17 PM

OK, OK...One more for the weekend....  
Whoo-Hooo!!!...It's Friday...I've had my "casual sex" for the day....Read all the blogs...sent out all my "wanna-fucks"....and am now preparing myself for a GREAT weekend.....

My Doctor has cleared...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 279 views | posted Jan 25, 2008 at 4:44 PM

Words of Wisdom...a true life experience  
In my younger (and dumber) days, I was forever putting forth these GRAND ideas on improving working conditions, or equipment, or procedures, or just life in general...

One day, an old Sargent, who ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 226 views | posted Jan 23, 2008 at 5:54 PM

Andy Rooney comments  
Having spent all day looking for it, and not turning up a form of proof acceptable by people in general....I have deleted the blog i created regarding comments made by Mr Rooney.

This does not mea...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 292 views | posted Jan 23, 2008 at 5:24 PM

The Wild, Wild West...  
A grizzled old cowboy was leaning on the bar, in a crowed saloon, having a drink...

A cocky young kid walks up to him and sez: "Hey, oldtimer...you know anything about gun-fighting?"

" A little....More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 332 views | posted Jan 22, 2008 at 3:05 PM

Insanity is Hereditary....(You get it from your kids)  
When my oldest son was about 10, he came running inside with a worried look on hin face.

"Dad,...Where did I come from?"

It was the moment nightmares are made from...The moment I had prepared fo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 274 views | posted Jan 21, 2008 at 3:53 PM

Serious Health Insurance Issues  
I've been doing a little research, lately....Mainly because a few days ago, my son brought in the mail, and as luck would have it, when he tossed an envelope to me, it bounced on the table and hit my ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 353 views | posted Jan 21, 2008 at 1:48 PM

Just Pondering the Mysteries of Life.....  
Ever have one of those moments when something just jumps out of nowhere and slaps you in the face?...

And, try as you might, you just can't make it "go away"?

I have such a thing.....

It won'...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 317 views | posted Jan 19, 2008 at 10:16 AM

Try Reading This....(Probably been done before, but i like it)  
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the lttee...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 288 views | posted Jan 18, 2008 at 9:37 AM

Another oldie...(Hey, somebody's gotta keep 'em going)  
Little Johnny came home late from school one day to find his mother and father angrily waiting on him...
"Where have you been?" demanded his mother
"Well," replied Johnny, "Little Susie wanted to pl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 270 views | posted Jan 17, 2008 at 12:03 PM

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