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Holmdel, New Jersey
United States
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Don't mess with children...  
7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about
whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because ev...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | 290 views | posted Dec 16, 2008 at 2:22 AM

No Cussing Allowed...  
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
know what" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start
cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval....More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 271 views | posted Dec 10, 2008 at 10:50 PM

Christmas Present for the Ladies.....  
This was probably posted here already, hey I'm new...But just have to share it...

Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know wha...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 223 views | posted Dec 9, 2008 at 10:15 PM

State Motto's - I'm from Jersey...  
If electricity comes from electrons...does that mean
that morality comes from morons?
STATE MOTTOS
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alaska: 11,623 Es...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 309 views | posted Dec 8, 2008 at 8:50 PM

I always wanted a Taser....  
This is something that many of you have probably read before. It is,
however, one of the funniest things I have read in quite some time.

I figure it's good to read it every once in a while just t...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 172 views | posted Dec 7, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Be Careful what you drink this Christmas....  
Only a Mom would know ...

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe

2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had

given me a little 'tea s...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Dec 6, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Here's one for the ladies...  
CURTAIN RODS

She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come to collect her things.

On the third ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Nov 30, 2008 at 12:29 AM

Here one week......Woooo Hooo...  
Just want to thank everyone on this great site for the warm welcome and continuous emails... ...Been a great week and look forward to meeting more great people as time moves on...Thanks a...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 167 views | posted Nov 29, 2008 at 3:09 PM

Something you should know about people from New York City.... ....  
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NEW YORKER WHEN....

1. YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD AND DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE.

2. YOU RIDE IN A SUBWAY CAR WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING JUST
BECAUSE THERE ARE SEATS AVAILABLE.

3...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 186 views | posted Nov 29, 2008 at 9:30 AM

How to get the family togeher for Thanksgiving...and they pay the way...  
A man in New York City calls his son in Phoenix the day before Thanksgiving and says,' I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of mise...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 165 views | posted Nov 27, 2008 at 12:08 PM

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