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stoned_misery
30-year-old Female
Seeking Women: 21 - 36
Scranton, Pennsylvania
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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scranton Pa cpl in search of local cpl/f

About myself
Sarcastic, wise asses.... more sexuality between the 2 of us than either of us can contain, hehe We're cool..you should hit us up:) We're not barbie and ken... and you don't have to be either...we would actually PREFER a real people, unpolished and imperfect. thats what makes it hot... as long as you've got awesome personal hygene, HIT US UP.

get at us... see if the chemistry is right;)



we are also on adultspace:
do a member search for CherryJane to find us:)
there are alotta pics on there:)


The person I would like to meet
We are looking for single females and couples to have some fun with... to be as open minded as we are, to open themselves up to us, as we will to you and let the chemistry between us all fly:) Life is short, sex is fun... lets live life and have some fun?:)
we prefer a female who is also ok with being sexual with him... and who is not out solely for a girl on girl experience... and couples, for play or full swap... and anything else that fits the night:) The more open minded you are, the more fun it will be!

we provide MANY full body shots... and BEFORE a meet, we expect the same... If you can't provide with a full body, of you and your partner... then we're not interested. If you are real about meeting in person, then we're going to see what you look like regardless..so lets just skip the nonsense, and take this seriously... full BODY shots please. We're not looking for anyone with a 'perfect" body... but we're not looking for any surprises either.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Internet, fornication, masturbation, videotaping most of the named activites, and anything else that feels good at the time:)

My idea of a great date
unlike some of the others on here. we are a REAL couple..
hit us up on Y! or MSN ..


stoned_misery or stonedmisery
(google names to find more info and or pics throughout the net)




What do you find attractive in people?
Things that are not "superficially attractive" things that a fashion magazine might overlook....possibly some curves in the right spots...perfect imperfection! As we said, we're not looking for Barbie and Ken, just make sure you're hygenic, if you smell good, you're half way there, just take care of yourself!:)

What do others do that irritate you?
oh, what a long list this could turn into....heh

What do you think is your best quality?
Our sense of humor, and our sex drive!

knowing just what to do to get the other going
giving the same attention to a potential hookup
feeding on the sexual energy of the moment..

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
hmm just one..
well I'll make a list you can choose 1 or to answer all:)
location
full body pictures
single/cpl
age
experience/or lack of

Describe your physique.
Her: Short, soft, curvy more to love, lol long black/brown hair to below the middle of her back, fair skin, hazel eyes to die for

Him: Average height,average weight, long brown hair to below the middle of his back, brown eyes, some facial hair,but not a full blown beard, he's a sexy fucker too, haha

as we said before, we HAVE pics, but they wont let us show em on here.. unless ya pay.. so hit us up elsewhere Y! or M$ stoned_misery (google name for more info/ pics from other sites)

What do you do well sexually?
wouldnt you like to know??? Then email us:) we've got pics/vids
just ask for some..
hit us up on yahoo ***********************

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Please refer to videos, and rate based on the moans:)

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NO, and you better not either! Keep it clean.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
we're just looking for playdates :)
Friends, people that are cool to chat with, talk to, whatever, lets not label it, and lets not try to force shit to work....
lets just let it flow...:)



Free Space. Say anything you want!
Ok, you've read this far, fucking email us already!

we're real down to earth laid back and sarcastic

looking for similar cpl or f for some fun :)



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