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71-year-old Male
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Warren, Michigan
United States
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If this has been blogged about before, I apologize in advance...  
I've always wanted to use a peeled banana much like a dildo would be used for a lady's pussy! I would slide the banana back and forth between her outer lips and slide it in and out of her vagina! At s...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 231 views | posted May 11, 2009 at 11:41 AM

AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY YESTERDAY??  
Mine started out normally- managed to wake up and "press" 170 pounds (means I got out of bed and stood up) turned on my electronic gear and settled in to making my "power breakfast." I've been noticin...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 246 views | posted May 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Yes... I am a little on the kinky side but phuck, that's ½ the fun!  
I'm a stickler when it comes to being clean, especially before oral pleasures!

So, I came up with the idea of cleaning up without taking a shower- which is a leetle inconvenient sometimes but shoul...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 267 views | posted May 4, 2009 at 11:49 AM

Ya know--- maybe mother nature has it backasswards!  
Aside from the fact that a woman couldn't possibly survive giving birth like this- but, just for the sake of argument and she could...

I think it would be much better being born fully grown, with y...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 203 views | posted Apr 27, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Ok... here's one for y'all-  
Does anyone think there may be other life forms in the universe? I don't mean life as we know it necessarily but other living, maybe even thinking life forms based on the planet's own chemical make up...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 254 views | posted Apr 27, 2009 at 1:54 PM

Are you color blind?  
Take this simple test to see if you are color blind! I'm sure many people out there, don't realize that they are color blind!

It's important, for instance, for matching your clothes by color
Or, t...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 258 views | posted Apr 25, 2009 at 11:57 AM

For the ladies that have recieved emails from Joe...  
Hi. My name is Joe
Translation: I'm Yuri from Chechnya

Single stable secure Man
Translation: I'm a bigamist, unstable and secured behind bars Man

waiting to see where this life t...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 223 views | posted Apr 24, 2009 at 5:20 PM

I watched a video last night about...  
a couple wrestling with each other covered in, I'm going to guess, in cooking oil!

The video started out with a only lady in a bikini, standing in maybe a 8' x 8' sheet of black plastic sheet tacke...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 196 views | posted Apr 24, 2009 at 12:37 PM

SMART PILLS... (old joke)  
Two little young male friends John and Dave, were walking around
in the woods near Dave's house. They came up on a log and sat
down. John says to Dave: I'm having trouble learning to remember
my ti...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 218 views | posted Apr 20, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I posted a another blog (or so I thought), rephrasing my previous question...  
But I don't see it posted soooo... I'll try it again!

What I meant and should have said: are there any ladies on AMD that know of other ladies that only enjoy giving a guy BJs and doing noth...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 155 views | posted Apr 18, 2009 at 1:57 PM

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