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The Nun and the Hippie  
A hippie gets on a bus and proceeds to sit across from a Nun in
the front seat. Through her heavy head piece he just spots a
glimmer of her face. Gorgeous!

She moves, and her vestments cannot hid...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 62 views | posted Dec 1, 2008 at 2:13 PM

Interesting Information from Snopes  
> Here is a nice little tidbit of information that came my
> way. So if any of you are wondering why I didn't return
> something to you that said something like "if I
> don't get this back I'll.......More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 4 views | posted Nov 30, 2008 at 10:23 PM

Anger Management  
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know; take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 35 views | posted Nov 30, 2008 at 10:16 PM

Telling Time??  


Some Americans were touring an Arab marketplace and one of them
saw a man sitting on the ground brushing his camel.

"Excuse me, sir," the American said. "Do you know the time?"

Ammar looked...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 41 views | posted Nov 30, 2008 at 9:15 AM

The Garbage Truck Rule  
One day, I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 68 views | posted Nov 24, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Aunt Mildred  
Aging
Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the
recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and
join him in death.

Thinking t...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 80 views | posted Nov 18, 2008 at 7:40 AM

This Woman definitely knows my EX  
May be a repeat, but still funny but sooo TRUE!!
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A dad walks into a market with his young son. T...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 49 views | posted Nov 17, 2008 at 9:47 AM

Interesting Facts I Bet You didn't Know  

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the
western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 61 views | posted Nov 17, 2008 at 9:41 AM

Men's Romatic Guide to the Point System  
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:


Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.



Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.


...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 41 views | posted Nov 17, 2008 at 9:36 AM

Famous Quotes  
> Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say
> to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a
> virgin.'
> Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
>
> ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 41 views | posted Nov 16, 2008 at 8:54 AM

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