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65-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 60
Salisbury, North Carolina
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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The VETERAN  
It is the VETERAN,
not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.

It is the VETERAN,
not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.

It is the VETERAN,
not the poet,...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 181 views | posted May 31, 2010 at 6:54 PM

The Airline Captain -- A Salute to our Fallen Coimrads  


This Memorial Day



MAY GOD BLESS THIS AIRLINE CAPTAIN:

He writes: My lead flight attendant came to me and said, "We have an H.R. on this flight." (H.R. stands for human remains....More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 188 views | posted May 29, 2010 at 8:05 AM

Where To Buy American Gas  
Not quite a sex blog, but I think it's important imformation Something to think about when you buy gas. As a Nation, we can have an impact on our enimiesl Check these numbers out before you choose...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 235 views | posted Jan 19, 2009 at 9:30 AM

Saturday Humor  
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, 'Naaahhh! I already play 4 or 5 times a week.'

Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.'

The...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 227 views | posted Jan 17, 2009 at 9:45 AM

Chalk these up to the feminine gender  
"He Said, I Said"

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me. . . What ha...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 270 views | posted Jan 17, 2009 at 6:23 AM

THEY ARE HERE!!!  
Number One Idiot of 2008
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daught...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 317 views | posted Jan 16, 2009 at 2:59 PM

Risque Questions  
Why did Miss Piggy wash her pussy with lemons and honey? Because Kermitt likes Sweet and Sour Pork!

Why is it you can sue the tobacco company for cancer, and McDonalds for getting fat fro...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 292 views | posted Jan 14, 2009 at 10:04 AM

TOO Smart for the First Grade  
First grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having a problem with Harry.

She asked him, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry said he was too
smart for the first grade - he had a sister in third grade and h...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 205 views | posted Jan 11, 2009 at 2:56 PM

He Saw A Different White House as the Butler  
I know this is supposed to be a sex blog, but I wanted to share this. Great human interest story.

By Wil Haygood
columnist for the Washington Post.

Eugene Allen, 89, a retired White House b...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 222 views | posted Jan 11, 2009 at 2:27 PM

A RedNeck Birth  

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the deli...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 234 views | posted Jan 4, 2009 at 6:16 AM

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