HORNY OLD LADIES  
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady ask...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 579 views | posted Nov 15, 2010 at 1:20 PM

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE  
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 371 views | posted Nov 12, 2010 at 10:06 AM

OBJECTS(ARE THEY MALE OR FEMALE)  


Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 344 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 2:49 PM

WHAT SCALE DO YOU USE?  
Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 355 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 11:03 AM

GOD'S GIFTS  
God's Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, and had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 344 views | posted Nov 5, 2010 at 7:10 AM

DINNER IN SPAIN  

An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken Englis...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 340 views | posted Oct 27, 2010 at 10:23 AM

THE DOC AND THE PUSSY  
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her, “Well, what can I do for you madam?” The patient blush...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 429 views | posted Oct 25, 2010 at 1:04 PM

BASS PRO SHOP  
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 406 views | posted Oct 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM

NATURE'S VIAGRA  

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall.

One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 413 views | posted Oct 20, 2010 at 2:31 PM