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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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THE PROBLEM  

A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarr...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 504 views | posted Dec 6, 2010 at 9:44 AM

GYNECOLOGIST'S ASSISTANT  
A young man goes into the Job Center in Edmonton, Alberta and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about thi...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 549 views | posted Dec 3, 2010 at 9:34 AM

BUYING CONDOMS  


One day, a man walked into a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He walks up to the counter and asks the cashier “Excuse me, miss, but I was wondering if I could buy some condoms?”

She looks hi...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 667 views | posted Nov 24, 2010 at 10:16 AM

ONLY IN TEXAS  
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 664 views | posted Nov 22, 2010 at 12:10 PM

REASONS THANKSGIVING DINNER IS BETTER THAN SEX  
10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 510 views | posted Nov 22, 2010 at 9:12 AM

BIG SAUSAGE  
Janey was walking down Main Street . As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Lar...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 542 views | posted Nov 17, 2010 at 12:00 PM

HORNY OLD LADIES  
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady ask...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 782 views | posted Nov 15, 2010 at 1:20 PM

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE  
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 522 views | posted Nov 12, 2010 at 10:06 AM

OBJECTS(ARE THEY MALE OR FEMALE)  


Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 513 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 2:49 PM

WHAT SCALE DO YOU USE?  
Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 524 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 11:03 AM

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