JOB INTERVIEW
A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The bli...More...
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posted Dec 15, 2010 at 8:46 PM
A TRIP TO THE BIG CITY
Miss Annabel had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of h...More...
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posted Dec 13, 2010 at 5:21 PM
SCOTCH AND WATER
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's tod...More...
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posted Dec 13, 2010 at 3:56 PM
ADVICE FOR WOMEN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put t...More...
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posted Dec 10, 2010 at 11:49 AM
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS STORY
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her ...More...
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posted Dec 6, 2010 at 11:05 AM
THE PROBLEM
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarr...More...
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posted Dec 6, 2010 at 9:44 AM
GYNECOLOGIST'S ASSISTANT
A young man goes into the Job Center in Edmonton, Alberta and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about thi...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2010 at 9:34 AM
BUYING CONDOMS
One day, a man walked into a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He walks up to the counter and asks the cashier “Excuse me, miss, but I was wondering if I could buy some condoms?”
She looks hi...More...
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posted Nov 24, 2010 at 10:16 AM
ONLY IN TEXAS
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas ...More...
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posted Nov 22, 2010 at 12:10 PM
REASONS THANKSGIVING DINNER IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass ...More...
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