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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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OLE AND THE 10 FINKERS  

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 510 views | posted Jan 31, 2011 at 10:43 AM

FATHER  
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said,...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 497 views | posted Jan 31, 2011 at 7:28 AM

THE LAST NICKEL  
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father rea...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 468 views | posted Jan 21, 2011 at 3:39 PM

HOLY PROSTITUTES  


A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 518 views | posted Jan 21, 2011 at 10:05 AM

BLONDE ICE FISHING  
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. T...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 574 views | posted Jan 4, 2011 at 11:04 AM

JOB INTERVIEW  
A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The bli...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 519 views | posted Dec 15, 2010 at 8:46 PM

A TRIP TO THE BIG CITY  
Miss Annabel had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 478 views | posted Dec 13, 2010 at 5:21 PM

SCOTCH AND WATER  
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's tod...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 499 views | posted Dec 13, 2010 at 3:56 PM

ADVICE FOR WOMEN  
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put t...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 518 views | posted Dec 10, 2010 at 11:49 AM

A LITTLE CHRISTMAS STORY  

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 493 views | posted Dec 6, 2010 at 11:05 AM

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