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Fort Dodge, Iowa
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SNIFFER DOG  
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 511 views | posted Mar 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM

TWO COWBOYS  
Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at the table behin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 548 views | posted Feb 25, 2011 at 9:55 AM

WHY ENGLISH IS SO HARD TO LEARN  
Some examples of how some words are used in different ways. Can you think of any more?
We polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

A farm can produce produce...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 523 views | posted Feb 24, 2011 at 10:10 AM

THREE ITALIAN NUNS  


Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 525 views | posted Feb 23, 2011 at 9:41 AM

"BIG" TEXAS JOKE  
The travelin’ Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.

As the...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 575 views | posted Feb 21, 2011 at 12:17 PM

THIRSTY MEN OF THE CLOTH  
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are walking down the street on a hot day and are quite thirsty. They pass a busy bar and want to go in and get a drink but have no money. But the priest comes up with a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 554 views | posted Feb 21, 2011 at 10:24 AM

LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE WATCH  
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Little Johnny.

'Nope,' replied Jimmy. ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 536 views | posted Feb 20, 2011 at 9:12 AM

AGE ETIQUETTE ADVICE  


Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.

We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and wh...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 628 views | posted Feb 18, 2011 at 6:53 AM

SWEET MRS. JONES  


Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation,

"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?

All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 559 views | posted Feb 16, 2011 at 2:19 PM

WYOMING COWBOY  


A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern educ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 560 views | posted Feb 4, 2011 at 1:42 PM

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