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Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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SVEN AND OLE  

Two Swedes from Minnesota, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd.

They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 622 views | posted Apr 1, 2011 at 1:04 PM

WELFARE MOM  


A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having hear...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 640 views | posted Mar 22, 2011 at 10:44 AM

KITE FLYING  
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more ti...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 569 views | posted Mar 21, 2011 at 11:31 AM

4-LETTER WORDS  
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 617 views | posted Mar 21, 2011 at 10:26 AM

SHOPPING AT TIFFANY'S  
A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT... AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...



VERY EMBAR...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 596 views | posted Mar 18, 2011 at 9:43 AM

THE MARRIAGE TEST  

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married..

There was only one little thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful you...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 686 views | posted Mar 16, 2011 at 10:54 AM

LET"S OFFEND EVERYONE  
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 549 views | posted Mar 14, 2011 at 9:52 AM

RODEO SEX  
Two cowboys are out on the range chatting when there conversation turned to sex and their favorite sexual positions.

One cow boy remarked,"I think I like the Rodeo Position the best"

"I don't ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 596 views | posted Mar 9, 2011 at 3:38 PM

JOHN DEERE SALESMAN JOKE-----SOUTHERN HUMOR  


Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clench...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 593 views | posted Mar 9, 2011 at 10:08 AM

GIRL TALK  
Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 610 views | posted Mar 8, 2011 at 4:08 PM

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