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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
Last Activity: 2 days ago

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TWO SMOKERS  
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 585 views | posted May 11, 2011 at 9:49 AM

A JOCK IN ENGLISH CLASS  
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A sma...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 512 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 11:40 AM

FREE SEX  
A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up.

"Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 582 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 7:07 AM

TEXAS INGENUITY  
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 585 views | posted May 2, 2011 at 11:42 AM

Three Indians  
Two Indians and I
were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and listened c...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 577 views | posted Apr 18, 2011 at 11:24 AM

DO THE MATH  
A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to take care of. ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 540 views | posted Apr 11, 2011 at 10:47 AM

AFFAIRS  
The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 579 views | posted Apr 9, 2011 at 8:55 AM

LIQUOR WARNINGS  
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
Warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 563 views | posted Apr 3, 2011 at 11:09 PM

SVEN AND OLE  

Two Swedes from Minnesota, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd.

They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 578 views | posted Apr 1, 2011 at 1:04 PM

WELFARE MOM  


A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having hear...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 626 views | posted Mar 22, 2011 at 10:44 AM

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