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One lazy Sunday morning an old couple were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
3 comments | 1 kudo | 674 views | posted May 25, 2011 at 12:42 PM

While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table ...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 820 views | posted May 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 711 views | posted May 11, 2011 at 9:49 AM

An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A sma...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 648 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 11:40 AM

A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up.

"Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 727 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 7:07 AM

I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 766 views | posted May 2, 2011 at 11:42 AM

Three Indians  
Two Indians and I
were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and listened c...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 712 views | posted Apr 18, 2011 at 11:24 AM

A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to take care of. ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 678 views | posted Apr 11, 2011 at 10:47 AM

The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 712 views | posted Apr 9, 2011 at 8:55 AM

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
Warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

3 comments | 0 kudos | 686 views | posted Apr 3, 2011 at 11:09 PM

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