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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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SENIOR MOMENT AT CHURCH  
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 434 views | posted Aug 24, 2011 at 9:35 PM

A VISIT TO THE DR.  
A man goes to a shrink and says, 'Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 470 views | posted Aug 24, 2011 at 12:34 AM

ABOUT THE "WIFE"  
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but s...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 585 views | posted Jun 29, 2011 at 10:59 AM

COULD OF BEEN WORSE  
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to deat...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 471 views | posted Jun 22, 2011 at 11:43 AM

ELK SEX  
Two rednecks are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
10 comments | 0 kudos | 526 views | posted Jun 16, 2011 at 11:14 PM

THE PREGNANT BRUNETTE  
The brunette had been married about a year. One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.

"Why are...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 505 views | posted Jun 15, 2011 at 11:40 AM

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK  
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
A 1 lb package of bacon

As...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 506 views | posted Jun 6, 2011 at 10:15 AM

SOUTHERN HUMOR  
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 536 views | posted Jun 1, 2011 at 12:52 PM

SELL MY STUFF  


One lazy Sunday morning an old couple were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 467 views | posted May 25, 2011 at 12:42 PM

FIVE SURGEONS  
While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table ...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 621 views | posted May 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM

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