WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK  
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
A 1 lb package of bacon

As...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 339 views | posted Jun 6, 2011 at 10:15 AM

SOUTHERN HUMOR  
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 401 views | posted Jun 1, 2011 at 12:52 PM

SELL MY STUFF  


One lazy Sunday morning an old couple were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
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3 comments | 1 kudo | 355 views | posted May 25, 2011 at 12:42 PM

FIVE SURGEONS  
While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table ...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 479 views | posted May 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM

TWO SMOKERS  
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 369 views | posted May 11, 2011 at 9:49 AM

A JOCK IN ENGLISH CLASS  
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A sma...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 316 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 11:40 AM

FREE SEX  
A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up.

"Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 395 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 7:07 AM

TEXAS INGENUITY  
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 397 views | posted May 2, 2011 at 11:42 AM

Three Indians  
Two Indians and I
were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and listened c...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 362 views | posted Apr 18, 2011 at 11:24 AM