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Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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THE VIBRATOR  
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 519 views | posted Dec 1, 2011 at 9:21 PM

WHAT IS COURTING?  
One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about courting Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's courting."

The next...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 712 views | posted Nov 22, 2011 at 3:50 PM

Shoe Sales Man  
There was a shoe sales man sitting in his store when a beautiful woman comes in. He looks at her and can't stop staring. While helping her try on a pair of shoes he glances up her skirt to find she is...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 564 views | posted Oct 27, 2011 at 1:09 PM

LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE  
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "

Th...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 673 views | posted Oct 27, 2011 at 12:00 PM

GOOD OLD BOYS  
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 491 views | posted Oct 1, 2011 at 9:02 AM

DOCTOR TALK  
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your sto...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 486 views | posted Sep 28, 2011 at 12:28 PM

BUS TOUR  
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. S...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 465 views | posted Sep 28, 2011 at 7:50 AM

FARMER LOGIC  
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease arranged for an interview with a f...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 515 views | posted Sep 27, 2011 at 11:13 PM

WHO IS IN CHARGE/  
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me noth...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 585 views | posted Aug 26, 2011 at 2:46 PM

A VISIT TO THE RABBI  
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'
The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, ver...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 519 views | posted Aug 25, 2011 at 7:46 AM

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