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Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the defin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 696 views | posted Dec 12, 2011 at 12:10 PM

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he mad...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 694 views | posted Dec 12, 2011 at 8:26 AM

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 682 views | posted Dec 1, 2011 at 9:21 PM

One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about courting Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's courting."

The next...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 866 views | posted Nov 22, 2011 at 3:50 PM

Shoe Sales Man  
There was a shoe sales man sitting in his store when a beautiful woman comes in. He looks at her and can't stop staring. While helping her try on a pair of shoes he glances up her skirt to find she is...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 719 views | posted Oct 27, 2011 at 1:09 PM

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "

5 comments | 2 kudos | 849 views | posted Oct 27, 2011 at 12:00 PM

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 634 views | posted Oct 1, 2011 at 9:02 AM

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your sto...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 618 views | posted Sep 28, 2011 at 12:28 PM

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. S...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 589 views | posted Sep 28, 2011 at 7:50 AM

You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease arranged for an interview with a f...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 673 views | posted Sep 27, 2011 at 11:13 PM

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