ODE TO ORAL SEX  
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fl...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 514 views | posted Dec 18, 2011 at 9:46 PM

BIG HORSE RACE  
Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're of...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 457 views | posted Dec 13, 2011 at 7:33 AM

GUTS OR BALLS?  
Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the defin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 378 views | posted Dec 12, 2011 at 12:10 PM

CHRISTMAS OFFICE PARTY  
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he mad...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 351 views | posted Dec 12, 2011 at 8:26 AM

THE VIBRATOR  
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 350 views | posted Dec 1, 2011 at 9:21 PM

WHAT IS COURTING?  
One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about courting Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's courting."

The next...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 557 views | posted Nov 22, 2011 at 3:50 PM

Shoe Sales Man  
There was a shoe sales man sitting in his store when a beautiful woman comes in. He looks at her and can't stop staring. While helping her try on a pair of shoes he glances up her skirt to find she is...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 409 views | posted Oct 27, 2011 at 1:09 PM

LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE  
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "

Th...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 516 views | posted Oct 27, 2011 at 12:00 PM

GOOD OLD BOYS  
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 339 views | posted Oct 1, 2011 at 9:02 AM