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Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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THE LITTLE WOODEN BALL  

An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wood...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 550 views | posted Feb 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY  
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrasse...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 537 views | posted Feb 14, 2012 at 6:56 AM

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT  


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky n...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 629 views | posted Feb 9, 2012 at 7:43 PM

THREE NUNS  
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 575 views | posted Feb 4, 2012 at 5:33 AM

PAKISTAN HOLIDAY  
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pak...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 541 views | posted Feb 3, 2012 at 8:55 PM

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER  
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 655 views | posted Jan 30, 2012 at 2:26 AM

LITTLE LEROY  
Holidays are here and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 605 views | posted Dec 23, 2011 at 5:45 PM

PAYING FOR SEX  
We hear quite often about men visiting prostitutes and paying for sexual favors.

Was just wondering how many of you women out there have ever visited a male prostitute and payed for sex, or have th...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 976 views | posted Dec 21, 2011 at 12:13 PM

ODE TO ORAL SEX  
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fl...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 764 views | posted Dec 18, 2011 at 9:46 PM

BIG HORSE RACE  
Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're of...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 698 views | posted Dec 13, 2011 at 7:33 AM

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