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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
Last Activity: 1 week ago

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BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT  


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky n...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 509 views | posted Feb 9, 2012 at 7:43 PM

THREE NUNS  
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 475 views | posted Feb 4, 2012 at 5:33 AM

PAKISTAN HOLIDAY  
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pak...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 451 views | posted Feb 3, 2012 at 8:55 PM

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER  
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 556 views | posted Jan 30, 2012 at 2:26 AM

LITTLE LEROY  
Holidays are here and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 515 views | posted Dec 23, 2011 at 5:45 PM

PAYING FOR SEX  
We hear quite often about men visiting prostitutes and paying for sexual favors.

Was just wondering how many of you women out there have ever visited a male prostitute and payed for sex, or have th...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 880 views | posted Dec 21, 2011 at 12:13 PM

ODE TO ORAL SEX  
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fl...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 666 views | posted Dec 18, 2011 at 9:46 PM

BIG HORSE RACE  
Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're of...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 603 views | posted Dec 13, 2011 at 7:33 AM

GUTS OR BALLS?  
Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the defin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 488 views | posted Dec 12, 2011 at 12:10 PM

CHRISTMAS OFFICE PARTY  
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he mad...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 492 views | posted Dec 12, 2011 at 8:26 AM

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