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Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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Fire Bells  
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 512 views | posted Mar 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Wal-Mart Job Interview  


Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decide...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 618 views | posted Mar 5, 2010 at 8:49 AM

Perfect Man?  


A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 542 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 11:32 AM

HOW DO YOU THINK?  
A teacher asks a young man, :There are 3 birds on a power line and you shoot 3 times---how many do you hit?"
"One, after the frist shot, the other two fly away."
"Sorry, that's not right, but I like...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 512 views | posted Mar 1, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Which Bra do you need?  
Ole walked into the ladies department at the store and walked to the woman behind the counter and said"I'd like to buy a bra for Lena."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires Ole. "Is...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 571 views | posted Feb 26, 2010 at 10:48 AM

The good, bad, and ugly.  
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 536 views | posted Feb 24, 2010 at 10:43 AM

Confession  
A married guy tells a priest, "I almost had an affair." The priest asks,"What do you mean, almost?" The guy replies, "Well, we got undressed and started rubbing together...but then I stopped." The p...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 532 views | posted Feb 22, 2010 at 10:17 AM

State Lottery  
Do you play your State's Lottery(if your state has it}, such as powerball, lotto, scratch off tickets? If so, how much do you spend on it per week? Has anyone had any big wins? I spend maybe about $5...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 557 views | posted Feb 19, 2010 at 9:40 AM

Ole and Lena joke  
When Ole first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted as was his wife, Lena. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ole bec...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 569 views | posted Feb 12, 2010 at 10:20 AM

Edible Panties  
I have seen ads for edible panties, bras, etc. Just wondering if anyone has tried any of these and what you thought of them?
6 comments | 0 kudos | 584 views | posted Feb 9, 2010 at 10:37 AM

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