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Liz Taylor Joke  
Liz Taylor says to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend, and he's only 16. I want you to operate on my private parts to make them smaller. I want to have the vagina of a 16 year old and this has to be...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 517 views | posted Mar 10, 2010 at 10:25 AM

Fire Bells  
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 531 views | posted Mar 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Wal-Mart Job Interview  

Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decide...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 636 views | posted Mar 5, 2010 at 8:49 AM

Perfect Man?  

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 545 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 11:32 AM

A teacher asks a young man, :There are 3 birds on a power line and you shoot 3 times---how many do you hit?"
"One, after the frist shot, the other two fly away."
"Sorry, that's not right, but I like...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 516 views | posted Mar 1, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Which Bra do you need?  
Ole walked into the ladies department at the store and walked to the woman behind the counter and said"I'd like to buy a bra for Lena."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires Ole. "Is...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 577 views | posted Feb 26, 2010 at 10:48 AM

The good, bad, and ugly.  
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 561 views | posted Feb 24, 2010 at 10:43 AM

A married guy tells a priest, "I almost had an affair." The priest asks,"What do you mean, almost?" The guy replies, "Well, we got undressed and started rubbing together...but then I stopped." The p...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 535 views | posted Feb 22, 2010 at 10:17 AM

State Lottery  
Do you play your State's Lottery(if your state has it}, such as powerball, lotto, scratch off tickets? If so, how much do you spend on it per week? Has anyone had any big wins? I spend maybe about $5...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 574 views | posted Feb 19, 2010 at 9:40 AM

Ole and Lena joke  
When Ole first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted as was his wife, Lena. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ole bec...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 594 views | posted Feb 12, 2010 at 10:20 AM

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