The good, bad, and ugly.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several...More...
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posted Feb 24, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Confession
A married guy tells a priest, "I almost had an affair." The priest asks,"What do you mean, almost?" The guy replies, "Well, we got undressed and started rubbing together...but then I stopped." The p...More...
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posted Feb 22, 2010 at 10:17 AM
State Lottery
Do you play your State's Lottery(if your state has it}, such as powerball, lotto, scratch off tickets? If so, how much do you spend on it per week? Has anyone had any big wins? I spend maybe about $5...More...
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posted Feb 19, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Ole and Lena joke
When Ole first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted as was his wife, Lena. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ole bec...More...
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posted Feb 12, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Edible Panties
I have seen ads for edible panties, bras, etc. Just wondering if anyone has tried any of these and what you thought of them?
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posted Feb 9, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Legal?
Legally, the husband is the head of the household, and the pedestrian has the right of way Both are safe as long as they don't try to prove it..
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posted Feb 3, 2010 at 12:48 PM
"Theory" and "Reality"
Little Johnny asked his dad what the difference was between "Theory" and "Reality." His dad told him to ask his mother if she would go to bed with a total stranger for a million dollars. Johnny came b...More...
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posted Feb 3, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Fuckin' Taxes (Joke)
A farmer and his wife were at the breakfast table one morning and all at once he said"give me the check book I have to go to town and pay the fuckin' taxes today" She replayed "why do you need the che...More...
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posted Jan 27, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Nude
Was talking to a lady at work the other day who said that she always is in the nude at home. Does all her house work and everything nude. She said it feels so good. Do other women do this?
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