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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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One Sided Oral Sex  
I met a lady a couple of weeks ago and we have had a great time when we go out together When we have had sex I have preformed oral sex on her which she loves. I like to eat a woman's pussy until she c...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 720 views | posted Mar 15, 2010 at 10:40 AM

Liz Taylor Joke  
Liz Taylor says to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend, and he's only 16. I want you to operate on my private parts to make them smaller. I want to have the vagina of a 16 year old and this has to be...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 543 views | posted Mar 10, 2010 at 10:25 AM

Fire Bells  
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 538 views | posted Mar 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Wal-Mart Job Interview  


Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decide...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 677 views | posted Mar 5, 2010 at 8:49 AM

Perfect Man?  


A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 554 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 11:32 AM

HOW DO YOU THINK?  
A teacher asks a young man, :There are 3 birds on a power line and you shoot 3 times---how many do you hit?"
"One, after the frist shot, the other two fly away."
"Sorry, that's not right, but I like...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 520 views | posted Mar 1, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Which Bra do you need?  
Ole walked into the ladies department at the store and walked to the woman behind the counter and said"I'd like to buy a bra for Lena."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires Ole. "Is...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 584 views | posted Feb 26, 2010 at 10:48 AM

The good, bad, and ugly.  
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 565 views | posted Feb 24, 2010 at 10:43 AM

Confession  
A married guy tells a priest, "I almost had an affair." The priest asks,"What do you mean, almost?" The guy replies, "Well, we got undressed and started rubbing together...but then I stopped." The p...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 538 views | posted Feb 22, 2010 at 10:17 AM

State Lottery  
Do you play your State's Lottery(if your state has it}, such as powerball, lotto, scratch off tickets? If so, how much do you spend on it per week? Has anyone had any big wins? I spend maybe about $5...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 587 views | posted Feb 19, 2010 at 9:40 AM

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