Condom Slogans  
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 428 views | posted Mar 19, 2010 at 9:25 AM

Shall We Swear?  
A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 5 year old. "I think it is about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 365 views | posted Mar 17, 2010 at 9:53 AM

One Sided Oral Sex  
I met a lady a couple of weeks ago and we have had a great time when we go out together When we have had sex I have preformed oral sex on her which she loves. I like to eat a woman's pussy until she c...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 528 views | posted Mar 15, 2010 at 10:40 AM

Liz Taylor Joke  
Liz Taylor says to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend, and he's only 16. I want you to operate on my private parts to make them smaller. I want to have the vagina of a 16 year old and this has to be...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 357 views | posted Mar 10, 2010 at 10:25 AM

Fire Bells  
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 361 views | posted Mar 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Wal-Mart Job Interview  


Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decide...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 485 views | posted Mar 5, 2010 at 8:49 AM

Perfect Man?  


A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 384 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 11:32 AM

HOW DO YOU THINK?  
A teacher asks a young man, :There are 3 birds on a power line and you shoot 3 times---how many do you hit?"
"One, after the frist shot, the other two fly away."
"Sorry, that's not right, but I like...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 363 views | posted Mar 1, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Which Bra do you need?  
Ole walked into the ladies department at the store and walked to the woman behind the counter and said"I'd like to buy a bra for Lena."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires Ole. "Is...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 410 views | posted Feb 26, 2010 at 10:48 AM