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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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Girls Night Out  
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a "Girls Night Out", and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they really needed to pee....More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 562 views | posted Apr 5, 2010 at 10:44 AM

Why You Don't Want To Be An Easter Egg  
1. You only get laid once
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2. You only get eaten once.

3. It takes you three minutes to get hard.

4. You get tossed in the garbage when they're finished with you.
2 comments | 1 kudo | 534 views | posted Apr 4, 2010 at 6:52 AM

EMBARRASSED  
A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 538 views | posted Apr 2, 2010 at 9:42 AM

Bra Sizes  
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for.Now you know.

A ... Almost ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 598 views | posted Mar 30, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Fat Fuck  
An Italian family was sitting at the dinner table when the father asks
his oldest son Tony! "Why are you such a fat fuck?"
The son replies: "Pops, it's mom's pasta! I can't stop eating it."
The fat...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 604 views | posted Mar 26, 2010 at 10:15 AM

And They Walk Among Us  
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,

taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of sta...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 511 views | posted Mar 22, 2010 at 9:39 AM

Condom Slogans  
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 585 views | posted Mar 19, 2010 at 9:25 AM

Shall We Swear?  
A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 5 year old. "I think it is about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 550 views | posted Mar 17, 2010 at 9:53 AM

One Sided Oral Sex  
I met a lady a couple of weeks ago and we have had a great time when we go out together When we have had sex I have preformed oral sex on her which she loves. I like to eat a woman's pussy until she c...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 707 views | posted Mar 15, 2010 at 10:40 AM

Liz Taylor Joke  
Liz Taylor says to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend, and he's only 16. I want you to operate on my private parts to make them smaller. I want to have the vagina of a 16 year old and this has to be...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 511 views | posted Mar 10, 2010 at 10:25 AM

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