AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating
56-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
Last Activity: 5 days ago

Capricorn Capricorn
send mail forward to friend
send wink print profile
add to favorites report abuse
add to friends post shoutout

Forgotten Panties  
Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 769 views | posted Apr 30, 2010 at 10:54 AM

Rules For Bedroom Golf  
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 738 views | posted Apr 27, 2010 at 7:17 AM

What Men Should Never Say After Sex  

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys bef...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 698 views | posted Apr 26, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Fanny Green  
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'

The pries...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 687 views | posted Apr 26, 2010 at 10:49 AM

Mad Cow Disease  
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 653 views | posted Apr 23, 2010 at 9:49 AM

Be Careful  
A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.

That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 740 views | posted Apr 21, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Condom Purchase  
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places hi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 687 views | posted Apr 21, 2010 at 9:33 AM

A Bridge to Hawaii?  
: A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 646 views | posted Apr 19, 2010 at 10:30 AM

Greeting Cards For Bad Days  

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Heard your wife left you...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 706 views | posted Apr 16, 2010 at 9:22 AM

Funny Ones  

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

What is better than a ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 656 views | posted Apr 14, 2010 at 12:15 PM

page << 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 >> of 19 pages < previous | next >
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

*WARNING* AdultMatchdoctor does not screen its members. It is very important that you read our safety warning before you communicate with any of our members. Profiles from Non-English speaking countries have their own special section on the safety warning page, make sure to read it if you are responding to such profiles!

*18 U.S.C. 2257* This website is exempt from 18 U.S.C. 2257.  This website does not produce visual depictions of actual sexual conduct, but is a mere hosting service/distributor of classified dating ads that may contain such photos submitted by our members. Read more here.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2016 Online Singles, LLC.