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Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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What Men Should Never Say After Sex  

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys bef...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 547 views | posted Apr 26, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Fanny Green  
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'

The pries...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 557 views | posted Apr 26, 2010 at 10:49 AM

Mad Cow Disease  
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 561 views | posted Apr 23, 2010 at 9:49 AM

Be Careful  
A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.

That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 615 views | posted Apr 21, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Condom Purchase  
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places hi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 565 views | posted Apr 21, 2010 at 9:33 AM

A Bridge to Hawaii?  
: A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 554 views | posted Apr 19, 2010 at 10:30 AM

Greeting Cards For Bad Days  


My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 573 views | posted Apr 16, 2010 at 9:22 AM

Funny Ones  

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo

What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

What is better than a ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 555 views | posted Apr 14, 2010 at 12:15 PM

Twin Brothers  
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 536 views | posted Apr 13, 2010 at 7:09 AM

DON'T SAY THIS TO A COP  
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 520 views | posted Apr 7, 2010 at 11:23 AM

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