Mixed Breed?  
A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached. I'll be having my ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 421 views | posted May 5, 2010 at 3:21 PM

A Good Salesman  
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 397 views | posted May 3, 2010 at 11:02 AM

Forgotten Panties  
Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 432 views | posted Apr 30, 2010 at 10:54 AM

Rules For Bedroom Golf  
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 428 views | posted Apr 27, 2010 at 7:17 AM

What Men Should Never Say After Sex  

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys bef...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 386 views | posted Apr 26, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Fanny Green  
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'

The pries...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 399 views | posted Apr 26, 2010 at 10:49 AM

Mad Cow Disease  
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 413 views | posted Apr 23, 2010 at 9:49 AM

Be Careful  
A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.

That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 456 views | posted Apr 21, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Condom Purchase  
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places hi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 407 views | posted Apr 21, 2010 at 9:33 AM