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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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How Many States Have You Visited?  
The state flower blog makes me once again realize we live in a wonderful and beautiful country. I love to travel in our country(when I have the time and money) and visit places I have never seen befor...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 552 views | posted Jun 4, 2010 at 10:55 AM

Duct Tape  
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 539 views | posted Jun 4, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Drinking With An Arizona Girl  

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 580 views | posted Jun 2, 2010 at 9:14 AM

Hidding in the Closet  
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over.He says "Mommy, Mommy.I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 525 views | posted May 21, 2010 at 11:08 AM

The Penis Wants a Raise  
I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 594 views | posted May 19, 2010 at 1:07 PM

Mexican Vacation  
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his

wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip

short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 536 views | posted May 6, 2010 at 6:58 AM

Mixed Breed?  
A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached. I'll be having my ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 529 views | posted May 5, 2010 at 3:21 PM

A Good Salesman  
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 518 views | posted May 3, 2010 at 11:02 AM

Forgotten Panties  
Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 583 views | posted Apr 30, 2010 at 10:54 AM

Rules For Bedroom Golf  
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 544 views | posted Apr 27, 2010 at 7:17 AM

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