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Fort Dodge, Iowa
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Sex Therapist  
A woman went to see her therapist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The therapist ask her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finall...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 668 views | posted Jul 9, 2010 at 10:36 AM

A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery. ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 720 views | posted Jul 7, 2010 at 10:58 AM

How Many States Have You Visited?  
The state flower blog makes me once again realize we live in a wonderful and beautiful country. I love to travel in our country(when I have the time and money) and visit places I have never seen befor...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 736 views | posted Jun 4, 2010 at 10:55 AM

Duct Tape  
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 729 views | posted Jun 4, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Drinking With An Arizona Girl  

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 767 views | posted Jun 2, 2010 at 9:14 AM

Hidding in the Closet  
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over.He says "Mommy, Mommy.I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 672 views | posted May 21, 2010 at 11:08 AM

The Penis Wants a Raise  
I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 849 views | posted May 19, 2010 at 1:07 PM

Mexican Vacation  
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his

wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip

short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
5 comments | 2 kudos | 706 views | posted May 6, 2010 at 6:58 AM

Mixed Breed?  
A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached. I'll be having my ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 703 views | posted May 5, 2010 at 3:21 PM

A Good Salesman  
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 669 views | posted May 3, 2010 at 11:02 AM

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