SO WHO IS BEING SINGLED OUT?  


I'm a legal American citizen and I must show my ID when:
1. Pulled over by the police.
2. Making purchases on my department store credit card.
3. When I show up for a doctor...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 447 views | posted Jul 19, 2010 at 9:28 AM

Do You Sunbathe Nude?  
Yesterday afternoon I happened to look out my second story window into my neighbors fenced in back yard and noticed my neighbor lady was sunbathing entirely nude.She has a high privacy fence around th...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 696 views | posted Jul 12, 2010 at 11:35 AM

Sex Therapist  
A woman went to see her therapist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The therapist ask her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finall...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 374 views | posted Jul 9, 2010 at 10:36 AM

COLLEGE EXAM  
A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery. ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 421 views | posted Jul 7, 2010 at 10:58 AM

How Many States Have You Visited?  
The state flower blog makes me once again realize we live in a wonderful and beautiful country. I love to travel in our country(when I have the time and money) and visit places I have never seen befor...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 444 views | posted Jun 4, 2010 at 10:55 AM

Duct Tape  
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 424 views | posted Jun 4, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Drinking With An Arizona Girl  

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 451 views | posted Jun 2, 2010 at 9:14 AM

Hidding in the Closet  
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over.He says "Mommy, Mommy.I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 411 views | posted May 21, 2010 at 11:08 AM

The Penis Wants a Raise  
I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 475 views | posted May 19, 2010 at 1:07 PM