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Fort Dodge, Iowa
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Vasectomy anyone?  


A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a rather attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 584 views | posted Jul 31, 2010 at 7:04 AM

Nurse abd Motorcycle Cop  
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with a ruptured appendix. The doctors operated and assured him that all went well but he kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Wo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 544 views | posted Jul 31, 2010 at 12:16 AM

Do you use cash or credit?  
Just filled my vehicle with gas at a c-store and went in to pay for it. There was three customers in line in front of me. The frist one had two cans of soda and a bag of chips for a total price of a l...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 615 views | posted Jul 28, 2010 at 11:09 AM

Heaven or Hell  
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit
by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 550 views | posted Jul 26, 2010 at 10:05 AM

CLOCKS IN HEAVEN  


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, '...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 565 views | posted Jul 21, 2010 at 9:55 AM

Could You Pass This Test?  
What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895...

Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education?

Well, check this out. Could any of us ha...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 605 views | posted Jul 19, 2010 at 11:04 AM

SO WHO IS BEING SINGLED OUT?  


I'm a legal American citizen and I must show my ID when:
1. Pulled over by the police.
2. Making purchases on my department store credit card.
3. When I show up for a doctor...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 621 views | posted Jul 19, 2010 at 9:28 AM

Do You Sunbathe Nude?  
Yesterday afternoon I happened to look out my second story window into my neighbors fenced in back yard and noticed my neighbor lady was sunbathing entirely nude.She has a high privacy fence around th...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 1394 views | posted Jul 12, 2010 at 11:35 AM

Sex Therapist  
A woman went to see her therapist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The therapist ask her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finall...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 538 views | posted Jul 9, 2010 at 10:36 AM

COLLEGE EXAM  
A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery. ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 589 views | posted Jul 7, 2010 at 10:58 AM

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