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54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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BUILDING PERMIT  
My Building Permit:

I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
at various heights and windows all over the place and ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 540 views | posted Aug 25, 2010 at 10:53 AM

FIRST TIME SEX  
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would li...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 569 views | posted Aug 24, 2010 at 8:15 AM

BEER WARNING  
Amazing Fact about Beer

This is scary. The same stuff might be in wine. Better to confine a guy's intake to bourbon, scotch, rum, vodka, gin and other hormone-free liquors.

This is alarming ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 702 views | posted Aug 23, 2010 at 9:57 AM

TRAFFIC JAM  
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's...More...
5 comments | 4 kudos | 535 views | posted Aug 20, 2010 at 9:37 AM

BIKINI WAX  
Was down at the local sports bar yesterday evening having dinner and a couple of drinks with some friends. A couple of the ladies were talking about going on a shopping trip today to a larger near by ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 578 views | posted Aug 19, 2010 at 10:50 AM

MEDICAL RESEACH  


Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood rather than human
blood. It tends to make the men cocky a...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 510 views | posted Aug 18, 2010 at 8:29 AM

MINORITIES  
We need to show more sympathy for these people.
* They travel miles in the heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others w...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 561 views | posted Aug 16, 2010 at 11:36 AM

Cheap Cruise  
Ole and Sven were talking about a cruise they could go on for only $300.00. Next day they went to town and paid their $300.00 for the cruise.

The agent told them to come with him. As they went th...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 541 views | posted Aug 9, 2010 at 9:56 AM

Special Rednecks  
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terr...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 517 views | posted Aug 4, 2010 at 1:19 PM

Have you had sex with more than one person the same day?  
Was talking to a young guy yesterday and he was bragging about having sex with two different women the day before. That made me think about an experience I had a number of years ago when I was much yo...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 714 views | posted Aug 4, 2010 at 11:16 AM

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