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Fort Dodge, Iowa
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My Building Permit:

I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
at various heights and windows all over the place and ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 540 views | posted Aug 25, 2010 at 10:53 AM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would li...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 569 views | posted Aug 24, 2010 at 8:15 AM

Amazing Fact about Beer

This is scary. The same stuff might be in wine. Better to confine a guy's intake to bourbon, scotch, rum, vodka, gin and other hormone-free liquors.

This is alarming ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 702 views | posted Aug 23, 2010 at 9:57 AM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's...More...
5 comments | 4 kudos | 535 views | posted Aug 20, 2010 at 9:37 AM

Was down at the local sports bar yesterday evening having dinner and a couple of drinks with some friends. A couple of the ladies were talking about going on a shopping trip today to a larger near by ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 578 views | posted Aug 19, 2010 at 10:50 AM


Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood rather than human
blood. It tends to make the men cocky a...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 510 views | posted Aug 18, 2010 at 8:29 AM

We need to show more sympathy for these people.
* They travel miles in the heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others w...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 561 views | posted Aug 16, 2010 at 11:36 AM

Cheap Cruise  
Ole and Sven were talking about a cruise they could go on for only $300.00. Next day they went to town and paid their $300.00 for the cruise.

The agent told them to come with him. As they went th...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 541 views | posted Aug 9, 2010 at 9:56 AM

Special Rednecks  
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terr...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 517 views | posted Aug 4, 2010 at 1:19 PM

Have you had sex with more than one person the same day?  
Was talking to a young guy yesterday and he was bragging about having sex with two different women the day before. That made me think about an experience I had a number of years ago when I was much yo...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 714 views | posted Aug 4, 2010 at 11:16 AM

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