MINORITIES  
We need to show more sympathy for these people.
* They travel miles in the heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others w...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 402 views | posted Aug 16, 2010 at 11:36 AM

Cheap Cruise  
Ole and Sven were talking about a cruise they could go on for only $300.00. Next day they went to town and paid their $300.00 for the cruise.

The agent told them to come with him. As they went th...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 404 views | posted Aug 9, 2010 at 9:56 AM

Special Rednecks  
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terr...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 387 views | posted Aug 4, 2010 at 1:19 PM

Have you had sex with more than one person the same day?  
Was talking to a young guy yesterday and he was bragging about having sex with two different women the day before. That made me think about an experience I had a number of years ago when I was much yo...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 540 views | posted Aug 4, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Vasectomy anyone?  


A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a rather attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 397 views | posted Jul 31, 2010 at 7:04 AM

Nurse abd Motorcycle Cop  
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with a ruptured appendix. The doctors operated and assured him that all went well but he kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Wo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 375 views | posted Jul 31, 2010 at 12:16 AM

Do you use cash or credit?  
Just filled my vehicle with gas at a c-store and went in to pay for it. There was three customers in line in front of me. The frist one had two cans of soda and a bag of chips for a total price of a l...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 427 views | posted Jul 28, 2010 at 11:09 AM

Heaven or Hell  
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit
by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 388 views | posted Jul 26, 2010 at 10:05 AM

CLOCKS IN HEAVEN  


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, '...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 391 views | posted Jul 21, 2010 at 9:55 AM