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Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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The Making of A Will  
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and said she would like to have a will prepared. She said since she did not get out much asked if the lawyer could come to her home. He agreed to come to...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 504 views | posted Sep 22, 2010 at 11:22 AM

ONE LINERS  
I have been going out with this older woman. I told her to act her age----she died on me.

What has four arms and eats ants? My two uncles

When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 574 views | posted Sep 20, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Never Argue With A Woman  
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 556 views | posted Sep 17, 2010 at 9:27 AM

AMAZING HOME REMEDIES THAT REALLY WORK  


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 582 views | posted Sep 10, 2010 at 7:06 AM

OBAMA SPEECH  
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York .


He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native Americ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 570 views | posted Sep 8, 2010 at 7:16 AM

Which kind of sex?  
If you were with your lover and could only have either oral sex or regular intercourse which would you choose? You can't have both. I think I would prefer oral, both giving and receiving.
10 comments | 1 kudo | 636 views | posted Sep 7, 2010 at 10:23 AM

What is it?  
What Gets Longer When Pulled,

Fits Between your Boobs,

Inserts Neatly in a Hole

AND works best when it is jerked?
..

A Seatbelt you pervert!

Buckle up!
3 comments | 0 kudos | 570 views | posted Sep 2, 2010 at 10:13 AM

Letter from Mrs. Obama  
Dear Taxpayers of America,

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I

want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand

dollars plus ad...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 629 views | posted Sep 1, 2010 at 10:59 AM

BOB'S BIRTHDAY  

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local st...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 535 views | posted Sep 1, 2010 at 9:22 AM

THE LAW IS THE LAW  


So "if" the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.

And "if" that same government decides that the
"Ten Commandmen...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 594 views | posted Aug 27, 2010 at 7:39 AM

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