MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN IS LIKE:  
MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your b...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 346 views | posted Oct 1, 2010 at 10:08 AM

69 VIRGIN  
An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house of ill repute to experience his first sexual experience with a partner. He approached the madam and shyly asked if he could retain the services of o...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 353 views | posted Sep 29, 2010 at 11:41 AM

SEDUCING THE GROCER  
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 352 views | posted Sep 29, 2010 at 10:07 AM

WHOSE PANTIES?  
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.

Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea whe...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 415 views | posted Sep 27, 2010 at 10:48 AM

The Making of A Will  
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and said she would like to have a will prepared. She said since she did not get out much asked if the lawyer could come to her home. He agreed to come to...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 341 views | posted Sep 22, 2010 at 11:22 AM

ONE LINERS  
I have been going out with this older woman. I told her to act her age----she died on me.

What has four arms and eats ants? My two uncles

When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 378 views | posted Sep 20, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Never Argue With A Woman  
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 402 views | posted Sep 17, 2010 at 9:27 AM

AMAZING HOME REMEDIES THAT REALLY WORK  


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 402 views | posted Sep 10, 2010 at 7:06 AM

OBAMA SPEECH  
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York .


He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native Americ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 393 views | posted Sep 8, 2010 at 7:16 AM