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shyguy140
54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 65
Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
Last Activity: Today

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OBJECTS(ARE THEY MALE OR FEMALE)  


Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 535 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 2:49 PM

WHAT SCALE DO YOU USE?  
Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 544 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 11:03 AM

GOD'S GIFTS  
God's Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, and had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 585 views | posted Nov 5, 2010 at 7:10 AM

DINNER IN SPAIN  

An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken Englis...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 589 views | posted Oct 27, 2010 at 10:23 AM

THE DOC AND THE PUSSY  
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her, “Well, what can I do for you madam?” The patient blush...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 637 views | posted Oct 25, 2010 at 1:04 PM

BASS PRO SHOP  
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 617 views | posted Oct 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM

NATURE'S VIAGRA  

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall.

One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 610 views | posted Oct 20, 2010 at 2:31 PM

APARTMENT RENT  
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 590 views | posted Oct 20, 2010 at 9:40 AM

pUSSY EATERS OF AMERICA?  
With elections drawing near we see and hear political ads everywhere. As we know these ads are paid for by money ad donations from all kinds of special interest groups hoping ro get their favorite per...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 1242 views | posted Oct 18, 2010 at 5:52 PM

THE DRUNK AND THE COP  
One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into a police officer.

The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"

"Officer someone ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 582 views | posted Oct 18, 2010 at 10:10 AM

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