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God's Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, and had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 531 views | posted Nov 5, 2010 at 7:10 AM


An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken Englis...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 548 views | posted Oct 27, 2010 at 10:23 AM

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her, “Well, what can I do for you madam?” The patient blush...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 601 views | posted Oct 25, 2010 at 1:04 PM

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 584 views | posted Oct 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM


An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall.

One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 601 views | posted Oct 20, 2010 at 2:31 PM

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 563 views | posted Oct 20, 2010 at 9:40 AM

With elections drawing near we see and hear political ads everywhere. As we know these ads are paid for by money ad donations from all kinds of special interest groups hoping ro get their favorite per...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 1181 views | posted Oct 18, 2010 at 5:52 PM

One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into a police officer.

The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"

"Officer someone ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 555 views | posted Oct 18, 2010 at 10:10 AM

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty pa...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 537 views | posted Oct 15, 2010 at 10:22 AM

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
10 comments | 0 kudos | 837 views | posted Oct 13, 2010 at 12:04 PM

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