pUSSY EATERS OF AMERICA?  
With elections drawing near we see and hear political ads everywhere. As we know these ads are paid for by money ad donations from all kinds of special interest groups hoping ro get their favorite per...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 930 views | posted Oct 18, 2010 at 5:52 PM

THE DRUNK AND THE COP  
One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into a police officer.

The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"

"Officer someone ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 393 views | posted Oct 18, 2010 at 10:10 AM

BUBBA AND SON  
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty pa...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 360 views | posted Oct 15, 2010 at 10:22 AM

BEER VS. PUSSY  
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 582 views | posted Oct 13, 2010 at 12:04 PM

AN ODE TO ORAL SEX  
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fl...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 419 views | posted Oct 11, 2010 at 1:35 PM

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS  


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 434 views | posted Oct 11, 2010 at 11:43 AM

WHAT CAN YOU CATCH ?  
An old man from Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise over the river. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out:
"Hey boy, what...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 374 views | posted Oct 6, 2010 at 2:37 PM

CAKE RECIPE  
INGREDIENTS

2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
2 large nuts
1 large banana

METHOD

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Fold int...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 363 views | posted Oct 6, 2010 at 10:48 AM

THINGS A MAN SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN AFTER SEX  

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys bef...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 473 views | posted Oct 4, 2010 at 11:01 AM