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One day, little Tommy was walking past his parents room when he saw his mom and dad lying naked on the bed, he heard his dad say "touch my dick" and his mom say "feel my titties." later that day he as...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 31 views | posted Nov 25, 2014 at 10:49 AM

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 251 views | posted Oct 10, 2013 at 9:59 PM

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tr...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 300 views | posted Sep 10, 2013 at 10:04 AM

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

1 comment | 0 kudos | 291 views | posted Aug 12, 2013 at 9:18 AM

There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Ye...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 330 views | posted Aug 10, 2013 at 6:25 PM

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 281 views | posted Aug 10, 2013 at 4:38 PM

There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please hel...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 390 views | posted Nov 8, 2012 at 8:00 PM


A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 597 views | posted Feb 25, 2012 at 9:38 AM

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights of...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 540 views | posted Feb 20, 2012 at 2:45 PM


An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wood...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 515 views | posted Feb 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM

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