LOVING ON THE LAWN  

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 313 views | posted Feb 25, 2012 at 9:38 AM

OUT LATE  
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights of...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted Feb 20, 2012 at 2:45 PM

THE LITTLE WOODEN BALL  

An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wood...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 284 views | posted Feb 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY  
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrasse...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 275 views | posted Feb 14, 2012 at 6:56 AM

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT  


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky n...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 307 views | posted Feb 9, 2012 at 7:43 PM

THREE NUNS  
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 290 views | posted Feb 4, 2012 at 5:33 AM

PAKISTAN HOLIDAY  
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pak...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 299 views | posted Feb 3, 2012 at 8:55 PM

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER  
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 391 views | posted Jan 30, 2012 at 2:26 AM

LITTLE LEROY  
Holidays are here and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 346 views | posted Dec 23, 2011 at 5:45 PM