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Fort Dodge, Iowa
United States
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THE KING'S DONKEY  
A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.

Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.

The local paper then r...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 95 views | posted Nov 30, 2014 at 5:25 PM

THANKSGIVING JOKE  
One day, little Tommy was walking past his parents room when he saw his mom and dad lying naked on the bed, he heard his dad say "touch my dick" and his mom say "feel my titties." later that day he as...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 123 views | posted Nov 25, 2014 at 10:49 AM

BAD EXAMPLE  
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 257 views | posted Oct 10, 2013 at 9:59 PM

SPLINTERS IN HER CROUCH  
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tr...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 313 views | posted Sep 10, 2013 at 10:04 AM

IMMIGRANT STYLE SEX  
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 340 views | posted Aug 12, 2013 at 9:18 AM

ORGASM FOR A WOMAN  
There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Ye...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 381 views | posted Aug 10, 2013 at 6:25 PM

VIRGIN FLIGHT  
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 331 views | posted Aug 10, 2013 at 4:38 PM

A VISIT TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON  
There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please hel...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 445 views | posted Nov 8, 2012 at 8:00 PM

LOVING ON THE LAWN  

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 626 views | posted Feb 25, 2012 at 9:38 AM

OUT LATE  
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights of...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 591 views | posted Feb 20, 2012 at 2:45 PM

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