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shellsmack
49-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 58
Zanesville, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: Today

Aquarius Aquarius

Zanesville Sex, Ohio Sex, Sexy Aquarius Singles

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About myself
Ah...I'm "straight"! I'm the "FURR QUEEN" here! I love hair EVERYWHERE on a man's body...if you shave, yuck!! I'm also all about big balls, slappin', t-baggin', bouncin', cuppin', lickin', all you can do with 'em, I'm on it. Balls are to a woman like tits are to a man!!

Want me a Harley boy!

I love to be outside in nature, I'm a bit of a tom-boy, straight-forward, considerate, relaxed, e-z going. I fear, respect, and seek God in my daily life, in a very personal way...hope you do too. I'm full of integrity, empathy and love a good "crack up".

If you're Catholic...I wouldn't admit that too loud.

If you don't have a photo on your profile, that speaks some BIG words. Don't expect a return when you email me. At least put an animal up there that represents you. LOL. No photo, no communication!!

I DON'T CAM!!!

The person I would like to meet
*deleting all the shit*

Someone who's past what life has offered and made us strong.

About my work
Medical Assistant

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
4-wheel, snowmobile, being outside, working in my gardens/yard

My idea of a great date
sitting by an open fire, funny and sincere conversation with a few drinks & friends

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
divorced-twice

What is your fantasy vacation?
going to germany or scotland for weeks at a time

What is your academic background?
bum

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Went camping...loved it! That's my idea of a great vacation!

What do you find attractive in people?
humor, laid back personalities, soft in spirit, empaths, rebels

What do others do that irritate you?
gossip, two-faced, liars, ass kissers

What do you think is your best quality?
being straight-forward, respectful, empathetic and sincere

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
too soft hearted - I'd kick more ass!

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you have a girthy wanker? I'm not talkin' length here, I'm talkin' 6" or more and THICK baby.

(just kidding around...LOL)

Actually I'd want to know if you're just a dater or looking for someone more indepth, extended relationship. If you're out for just a piece of ass, no thanks.

What do you do well sexually?
Let's just say I'm a horn-dog.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Like a smack on the ass.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Gynecologist & an Artist together, throw in a Musician & a Harley boy and we're headed for an all-nighter!!

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
3-some

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
nah

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
long term baby....i'm too old to just mess around. But like I said before...I'm really in here for the fun in the forums/blogs. Net dating has never proven itself to me in the past.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Relax, I'm just here to have fun, not fight. Everything's said in a light hearted sense from me, so try not to get your socks in a knot. I'm very easy to get along with and I don't get mad easily.

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