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36-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 29 - 45
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Cancer Cancer
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No, I don't want to see your penis.

About myself
Student, lover of all things alcoholic, star (in my own mind), undercover drag queen, intuitive, future hair goddess, emotional, nurturing, direct, sarcastic, hater of hippies and all things stupid, wanna be pin up girl, creative, artistic, sassy, bitchy, uniquely me.

Errr...I guess ask me if you want to know anything else.

The person I would like to meet
Someone cool. Someone who won't take me for granted.

About my work
I'm a student. What else could you possibly need to know?

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Going to Bars/Pubs, Going to Night Clubs, Going to Parties, Watching the Scene, Mingling with New People, Singing Karaoke, Dancing, Playing Pool, Playing Darts, Going Bowling, Getting lost in Opryland hotel..pretending to like country music....

Events: Concerts, Plays/Theater, Watching Live Sports, Poetry Readings, Charity/Humanitarian Work, Fuck tarding

Places: Mall/Window Shopping, Historic Sites, Art Museums, Other Museums, Theme Parks, Zoos, Day Travel, Scenic Travel, Extended Travel, Nordstrom, Sak's, Macys....

Other Social Activities: Hanging Out With Friends, Chatting Online, Talking to my other personalities, banging my head against the wall (feels good!)

My idea of a great date
Chemistry....sense of humor.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Wow. You like to dredge up painful things, don't you?

What is your fantasy vacation?
On a beach in the Caribbean with a coconut drink in hand. Touring all over Europe is another.

What is your academic background?
I'm in school right now. I switched from cosmetology to nursing.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I guess Florida....and god no.

What do you find attractive in people?
Ambition, humor, zest for life.

Oh and ones that repeat themselves incessantly. SO hot.

What do others do that irritate you?
Breathe? Live? Procreate?

What do you think is your best quality?
I mean...come on. Look at me.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I wish everyone didn't like me as much as they do. It gets so hard being the life of the party ALL the time.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Describe your physique.
I'm what the brothers would describe as "thick".

What do you do well sexually?

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Being the center of attention.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
The one with the midget, garden gnome, and a box of Kleenex.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Being basted like a turkey.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Just gonoherpasyphiliclap.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I don't want to have cyber or whatever else you sick, disgusting, twisted pervs can come up with. So don't even bother asking. I will ridicule you and then delete.

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