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39-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 25 - 40
Springfield, Missouri
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Dedication to the one who won't go away  
You gave me a name I couldn't trace. I really have no clue where you are because when I trace your emails, I get hits from all over. You lied about your age multiple times. You gave me two different s...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 633 views | posted Jan 19, 2011 at 9:32 AM

YAY! I made it!  
Christmas is over now, and I made it through with only a few tear-ups here and there. I even did it sober!

I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for putting up with my being a to...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 430 views | posted Dec 26, 2010 at 1:09 AM

Weight Loss Program  
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed lik...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Dec 26, 2010 at 12:33 AM

It's (A Little After) 6:00!  
How was everyone's day?

9 comments | 0 kudos | 467 views | posted Dec 20, 2010 at 6:10 PM

If I were a bettin' gal...  
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 280 views | posted Dec 19, 2010 at 9:39 PM

I need you...NOW!  
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for awhile and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 381 views | posted Dec 19, 2010 at 9:21 PM

Was I too bitchy?  
I just got this message in my mailbox:

You should check out my Benefit Package!

Well, had his profile didn't really go into too much detail on what this "package" consisted of, ju...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 390 views | posted Dec 13, 2010 at 1:41 PM

Doctor visit  
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 335 views | posted Dec 12, 2010 at 11:49 PM


How many of you would be turned on if your partner smelled like bacon? I know I sure as hell would!
1 comment | 0 kudos | 229 views | posted Dec 9, 2010 at 12:40 PM


How many of you would be turned on if your partner smelled like bacon? I know I sure as hell would!
8 comments | 0 kudos | 426 views | posted Dec 9, 2010 at 12:39 PM

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