Dedication to the one who won't go away
You gave me a name I couldn't trace. I really have no clue where you are because when I trace your emails, I get hits from all over. You lied about your age multiple times. You gave me two different s...More...
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posted Jan 19, 2011 at 9:32 AM
YAY! I made it!
Christmas is over now, and I made it through with only a few tear-ups here and there. I even did it sober! 
I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for putting up with my being a to...More...
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posted Dec 26, 2010 at 1:09 AM
Weight Loss Program
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed lik...More...
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posted Dec 26, 2010 at 12:33 AM
It's (A Little After) 6:00!
How was everyone's day?
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posted Dec 20, 2010 at 6:10 PM
If I were a bettin' gal...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money...More...
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posted Dec 19, 2010 at 9:39 PM
I need you...NOW!
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking for this so soon, but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for awhile and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming...More...
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posted Dec 19, 2010 at 9:21 PM
Was I too bitchy?
I just got this message in my mailbox:
You should check out my Benefit Package!  
Well, had his profile didn't really go into too much detail on what this "package" consisted of, ju...More...
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posted Dec 13, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Doctor visit
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her...More...
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posted Dec 12, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm...Bacon...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travel-outdoors/da14/
How many of you would be turned on if your partner smelled like bacon? I know I sure as hell would!
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posted Dec 9, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm...Bacon...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travel-outdoors/da14/
How many of you would be turned on if your partner smelled like bacon? I know I sure as hell would!
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