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I need good dick. And good conversation. Oh and someone that's kind. And shows up. Too much to ask?
The person I would like to meet
Someone smart, articulate, who can carry on a witty, scintillating, intelligent conversation. Someone to tell me interesting things, give me interesting opinions, and be open to hearing mine. Why intelligence if I'm looking to get laid? Because it's S E X Y. I want to know a little about you and tell you a little about me. Please feel comfortable being sexually open. Don't hold back. And please be serious. No reason to be afraid! I'm so supernice :).
About my work
ask me all about it
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
ask me all about it
My idea of a great date
I'm not interested in a date. I want you to come over Saturday night. Lets chat and then have sex.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
if you become my very best friend i'll be happy to tell you all about it
What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence and the ability to carry on a conversation. Make me laugh, make me think. Sexual openness and willingness to relax and enjoy. Oh and showing up is a plus.
What do others do that irritate you?
Please don't repeatedly ask for "more pics more pics more pics" or specific pics. Like, "show me your ass bent over", etc. I will be happy to share pics...but I'm not going to pose for you, and our meeting shouldn't be contingent on how many pics I send. If all you want is to see pics of naked chicks, there are at least 17 gazillion places online to find them. Is that too complicated?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
n o n e
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
A one night stand that wants to play for a while
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I'm f u n and the opposite of scary. Please respond and make plans with me only if you will follow through. Wanting to share pics and videos is fine...if that's all you want. THAT'S NOT ALL I WANT. I don't want to exchange pics or emails if you can't/won't follow through on meeting me. That means, if you live 427 miles away and/or you are too scared to meet in person, I don't really want to get to know you. And if you aren't capable of having a conversation outside of "when can we fuck?" or some kind of spectrum-y "more pics more pics more pics more pics more pics more pics" rambling compulsion, don't bother writing to me, k? : )
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